Easy Life in Scotland

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by sebcoe, Jun 29, 2010.

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  1. I just drove passed the Caladonian Pub in Torry.....feck me it was full at 1550hrs, if thats the case why do our "sweaty" friends complain about...the english govt ......the Benefits up here must be good....does Mr Cameron know this !!
     
  2. Are you sure you should be driving if you're on crack?
     
  3. Hmmmm it is June, it is the summer, oh wait were they tourists 8O
     
  4. Unless its a busmans holiday for the underclass.... 8O
     
  5. And all the pubs in England were empty at the same time :twisted:
     
  6. The kids have got to go somewhere during the school holidays. :D
     
  7. Torry = Aberdeen = oil capital of Europe = off duty offshore/shift workers.

    And Torry quines.

    Q. What's the difference between a Zanussi Washing Machine and a Torry Quine ?

    A. The Zanussi won't text you a 100 times a day after you dump your load in it !
     
  8. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    And you didn't go in and buy a round.....tight barsteward :p
     
  9. Good One!!
     
  10. If the benefits are so good up there then why do all the sweaty's live down here instead of foocking back
     
  11. Aye, however, there are a few trawler crews and fish processing workers who may well be "off shift" at that time.

    Och, hang on a minute. We're still celebrating the fitba' result. :p
     
  12. Missionary work!
     
  13. Auld-Yin

    Auld-Yin LE Reviewer Book Reviewer Reviews Editor

    :clap: :clap: :worship: :worship: :worship:
     
  14. Oh I say, well played sir!!! :salut:
     
  15. Missionary! Reminds me of a long and boring lecture that I good humourdly withstood from a little RC Irishman. It seems that the biggest problem the Christian Irish missionaries had, when converting the Jocks to Christianity, was to stop them shagging in the streets. He was a poof, and training for the Priesthood :?