Easy $ 50

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Rocketeer, Mar 5, 2009.

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  1. 10? your avin a laff!
  2. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Jesus. Tell you what? I have a better offer than those chaps in Ontario (is that in Africa, or near East Timor? Never mind).

    Heres the deal.

    I will pay you £50 for one condom full of your spunk, OK?

    Within two weeks I will have you fitted up with all manner of rape, child molesting and 'armed robbery while you had a wank' scenarios. Your life will get interesting. And you will have $50.

    I will have your house, car, wife and everything you own.

    $60. Last offer. Special friend rate.
  3. 10 a week :!: -------------- Funk me. :D
  4. I could have supplied them with quite a few 'unexpeneded' over the years!
  5. I'm not reducing my output for anyone.