Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Ozduke, Apr 5, 2007.

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  1. :twisted: Does anyone else find Easter terribly outdated?
    While I'm happy to have some time off work, I just find the whole "celebration" just so 2nd millennium.
  2. Not outdated. A bit like Christmas in that people seems to forget the real reason it is celebrated. Not to enter into any religious topic....
  3. It's Easter?

    I suppose my calendar isn't a christian one.
  4. You know, the time we all eat rabbit eggs.
  5. YOU WHAT????

    Two free days off work. I havent forgot what easter is about.
  6. People seem to forget the true meaning of Easter.

    Easter Sunday is a day for quiet reflection followed by some DIY and then off to buy a new sofa as there's a sale on.

    Mind you, when isn't there a sale on?
  7. Not in Aus mate - DIY shops are closed on Good Friday - bloody sacrilege if you ask me.
    Glad of the 2 days off though :)
  8. Easter, as I recall from early bible classes, is a celebration of when they killed the Baby Jesus by pinning to him to some timber. How barbaric was that? He was only 4 months old after all (3 months and a half some years).

    And how such an infant could roll away such a big stone is a true miracle. I think Mary Queen of Scots helped out, to be honest.
  9. And IIRC, in Germany, the music will be switched off at midnight on Saturday night as Easter Sunday is a religious holiday and you're not allowed to bop until you drop on those days.

    That confused a few in that shitehole of a pad's pub (?) on the Hakedahl estate in Detmold.
  10. Gimbals.
  11. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
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    No it isn't, the DIY is followed by a visit to A&E.
  12. Everything's closed, even the pubs. This mob are far more pious than I expected.
    Even the pubs I say - what else are bank holidays for?
  13. Mr_Deputy said:
    You sick b@stard! That's not in the spirit of Easter.
  14. Not in my family!

    Mr_Deputy: Are you from Norfolk?

    Jesus walks into a hotel at Easter, puts some planks and nails on the reception desk and says: "Can you put me up for the night?"

    Coat on, walking out the door!
  15. .... or the Forest of Dean