Easter gifts - how they should be

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Mav, Apr 7, 2012.

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  1. Mav

    Mav Old-Salt

    Much better than Easter eggs!

  2. Mav

    Mav Old-Salt


    These two should cover enough of the spectrum of tastes, even some of the ladies, so Happy Easter to you all :)
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  3. RezzaDue

    RezzaDue Old-Salt Book Reviewer

    Thank you very, very much Mav :)
  4. Id smash her hoop until she rectally collapsed and prolapsed everywhere........
  5. Mav

    Mav Old-Salt

    I guess that means you like her... but which one??
  6. Both id fucking be the meat in their sandwich anyday.....
  7. Mav

    Mav Old-Salt

    Glad we got that cleared up
  8. Happy Easter!

  9. Basterd! You've given me cock ache.
  10. Well hopefully this will fix that for you. No need to thank me.

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  11. Happy Easter mate!

  12. See,I'm still not actually convinced that you have ever done it with a real lady.
  13. Mav

    Mav Old-Salt

    Pretty sure a 'real lady' would never entertain such an approach...

    There are, however, less lady like females...
  14. Private videos?

    Doing it with a finger or two,eyes scrunched a bit near the screen, trying to make sure I don't make a mess or mistake in the process.