East Yorkshire Burger van porn peddling shocker !

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by polar69, Jun 16, 2010.

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  1. .......but they didn't.....
     
  2. Confiscated DVDs have been passed to East Riding Council's trading standards department.

    Have they indeed? What 'trading standards' might those be?
     
  3. is it against the law to give porn away, then?
     
  4. Could just imagine them putting on a scat video whilst serving the grub then asking if they want brown sauce on their burgers
     
  5. "The operation went well and we are now looking at the evidence to see what offences have been committed."

    i.e. they're all sitting round the station eating the burgers and drinking the beer they 'confiscated' and watching the DVD's to see what kind of kinky sex was filmed..

    ooh, ahh, that's a good un.. ooh, look at the titties on her.. fnarr fnarr..
     
  6. What about the vast amount of porn the police have been reported to watch ?
     
  7. 'police were tipped off by members of the public'

    Just shows how much regular policing goes on up there then- the big yellow sign saying 'free porno' would have been quite a giveaway!
     
  8. Bugger I wondered where my Ice Cream was today!
     
  9. Gives a whole new meaning to 'Mr Whippy'.
     
  10. You have to have a sneaky admiration for the business initiative of the Burger Bar owners, its definately one way of "beating" their competitors in a time of economic crisis! :lol: :lol:
     
  11. Is THE driving school still near hear? Haven't been there for years.
     
  12. I have many happy memories of Wolfie, the burger man on Sennelager Training Area, who sold very simple fayre, but showed that he had identified his market perfectly. He sold:

    Frikadellas
    Coffee
    Beer
    Haribo
    Porn

    And nothing else. Seemples.
     
  13. But it does explain the term 'badly packed kebab' rather nicely... :D
     
  14. The DVDs probably tasted better than the feckin' burgers.