East Yorkshire Burger van porn peddling shocker !

#3
Confiscated DVDs have been passed to East Riding Council's trading standards department.

Have they indeed? What 'trading standards' might those be?
 
#6
"The operation went well and we are now looking at the evidence to see what offences have been committed."

i.e. they're all sitting round the station eating the burgers and drinking the beer they 'confiscated' and watching the DVD's to see what kind of kinky sex was filmed..

ooh, ahh, that's a good un.. ooh, look at the titties on her.. fnarr fnarr..
 
#8
'police were tipped off by members of the public'

Just shows how much regular policing goes on up there then- the big yellow sign saying 'free porno' would have been quite a giveaway!
 
#11
You have to have a sneaky admiration for the business initiative of the Burger Bar owners, its definately one way of "beating" their competitors in a time of economic crisis! :lol: :lol:
 
#13
I have many happy memories of Wolfie, the burger man on Sennelager Training Area, who sold very simple fayre, but showed that he had identified his market perfectly. He sold:

Frikadellas
Coffee
Beer
Haribo
Porn

And nothing else. Seemples.
 
#16
auscam said:
Confiscated DVDs have been passed to East Riding Council's trading standards department.

Have they indeed? What 'trading standards' might those be?
Trading standards will investigate the alleged offence and instigate the prosecution. To do this, they will have to watch the film from beginning to end and write a report to be used in evidence in court noting the different sexual acts, how explicitly they were portrayed in the film and how many times each act was performed.

I used to work for a local authority and on one occasion, I was walking down a corridor past some committee rooms. One of the rooms had a large glass wall depicting a scene in coloured glass but through it, I could clearly see 2 blokes sat there watching a large television with a busty bird on it giving the mother of all blow jobs to some lucky guy.

I walked around the corner to someone's office and made a discreet telephone call to office services asking who was in committee room 2. The response came back, trading standards.

After this episode, the departmental Director personally phoned me firstly to apologise and express his gratitude that I had spotted it before any member of the public had, and secondly to assure me that an instruction had been given that this particular glass sided committee room must never be used again when obtaining evidence of this nature.

Looked like a half decent porn flic to be honest!
 

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