Earth to Mongo

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, May 5, 2008.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    I've just been messing around with my new google home page and noticed its got a "we'll give you directions box".

    having suffered at the relentless hand of the Emperor recently I thought I'd plan a sneak attack so in the FROM box I entered Earth and in the TO box I entered MONGO.

    Hits go and watch google earth fire up and blow me if it didnt give me direction! I sh1t you not.

    Earth is apparently in TEXAS and MONGO is Indiana!

    Soooooooooooo by logical extrapolation the Emperor must be a yank!

    says it all really :wink:
     
  2. go figure the great emperor is an American..........
     
  3. quality - you can't teach that :D

    You could have started something here. Prize for the most outrageous FROM-TO locations via Google. Let the battle begin!!!
     
  4. daz

    daz LE

    Well it's 1,962 km – about 22 hours 11 mins from Ballon to Mong :oops:
     
  5. Well apparently your

    Ars (Ars, Charente, Poitou-Charentes, France)

    to your

    Elbow (Elbow, Uninc Richland County, Richland, Illinois, United States)

    Is 6905 KM, seems a bit of a distance :D
     
  6. It's 9001 km from DICK to GASH



    Dick, Manica Mozambique to Gash,Ireland
     
  7. 3063 Miles from Flash (UK) to Bang (Iran 8O )
     
  8. Kok, Welo Ethiopia to Bull City, Tuscaloosa County, AL, USA 12455.6 km
     
  9. ok so its not a great distance

    but from Lips in the Netherlands to Bell End in the West Midlands is 681 km


    edited for crap spelling
     
  10. Fucking, Austria <--1,636km--> Twatt, Shetland Islands
     
  11. Mianus (Greenwich, Connecticut) <--a mere 39.6km--> Flushing Meadows (New York)
     
  12. From Heaven to Hell, a surprisingly short 84.7km in the Netherlands.

    From Birth (Germany) to Death (UK) 833 km.
     
  13. I once called in a vehicle check on my police radio giving the location of Bell End at Mincing Lane. Honest.
     
  14. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    for the Catholics amongst us :)

    popestown to purgatory is a mere 1378miles


    (both in the US, they have some great place names)
     
  15. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    It is not however infallible :)

    "We could not calculate driving directions between kok and ass."