Early Bird

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by LazyCaretaker, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Bloke wakes up at 5 in the morning with a raging hard on , so wakes his wife and says "darling,darling gives us a blow job now I'm desperate", the wife says "for christ sake i'ts 5 in the morning , have a wank in a glass and I'll drink it in the morning" sorry