E-mail scammers now try to involve the Army

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by muhandis89, Mar 10, 2005.

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  1. This rather pathetic round robin,received today,is typical of these Nigerian
    f...wits!Bomb his e-mail or report him!

    REGRET ANY INITIAL EMBARRASSMENT MY LETTER MIGHT
    CAUSE YOU.I DO NOT INTEND TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY BY
    THIS MAIL OF WHICH I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE ON
    THIS MATTER.

    I AM CAPTAIN FORRY ANDREW OF THE BRITISH 4TH INFANTRY ARMY
    DIVISION TROOPS.IN RETROSPECT DURING OUR COMBINED FORCES
    WITH THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA ARMY TO OUSTER THE BRUTAL
    REGIME OF SADDAM HUSSEIN IN IRAQ, OF WHICH DURING ONE
    OF OUR ROUTINE SEARCH OF SADDAM HUSSEIN PRESIDENTIAL
    PALACE IN BAGDAD SOME OF MY COLLEAGUE AND I FOUND SOME
    BOXES CONTAINING MILLION OF DOLLARS IN SADDAM HUSSEIN
    PRESIDENTIAL PALACE TO THE TUNE OF SIXTEEN MILLION
    TWO HUNDRED THOUSAND DOLLARS.($16.2M)

    AFTER THE DISCOVERY OF THIS BOXES MY COLLEAGUE AND I
    CAREFULLY REMOVED THE BOXES TO A SAFE LOCATION OF
    WHICH WE NOW ARRANGED WITH A SECURITY COURIER FIRM
    WHOM NOW HELPED US IN SHIPPING THE BOXES OUT OF IRAQ
    TO EUROPE FOR SAFE KEEPING MARKED AS FILM AND FILM
    MATERIALS OF WHICH I HAVE DOCUMENTS TO THIS EFFECT
    SHOWING PROOF OF DEPOSIT.
    DUE TO THE CURRENT NATURE OF MY JOB IT BECOMES QUITE
    IMPOSSIBLE FOR MY COLLEAGUE AND I TO CLAIM THIS
    MONEY,HENCE WE SEEK YOUR ASSISTANCE .
    I AM THEREFORE ASKING YOU TO PLEASE COME TO OUR AID IN
    GETTING THIS MONEY OUT FROM THE SECURITY COURIER FIRM
    FOR US, FOR ONWARD INVESTMENT OF THE MONEY INTO
    VARIOUS BUSINESS AS ADVISED BY YOU.

    I AM CONTACTING YOU IN VIEW OF THE FACT THAT WE WILL
    BE OF GREAT ASSISTANCE TO EACH OTHER.YOU WILL BE
    ADEQUATELY COMPENSATED FOR THIS.
    I WOULD ADVISE THAT THIS MATTER BE TREATED IN
    CONFIDENCE.

    PLEASE DO GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ON RECEIPT OF THIS MAIL
    THROUGH MY EMAIL ADDRESS: forryandrew@yahoo.com AND ALSO
    INCLUDE YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE CAN AS WELL SPEAK
    TO EACH OTHER TO FACILITATE QUICK TRANSACTION OF THIS PROJECT.
    I LOOK FORWARD TO A MUTUAL BENEFICIAL RELATIONSHIP.

    REGARDS,
    CAPTAIN FORRY ANDREW
     
  2. F*cking KINGOs. They'll try anything.
     
  3. 'kin right! wouldnt want the Rag n Shag doin' it..