Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by OldSnowy, Jun 5, 2011.

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  1. OldSnowy

    OldSnowy LE Moderator Book Reviewer

    It's odd that the Germans have an e-coli outbreak, considering how they have murdered all their own friuts and vegetables a few decades ago.
  2. I didn't fight all my way to the top of the food chain to get killed by a fucking cucumber!
  3. Just about to watch a dyslexic German porn film.

    It's called 'Debbie does Salad'.
  4. How unlucky is my mate?

    she hasn't had sex with men for years because she's afraid of catching a disease.

    she's just been admitted to hospital with an e-coli infection she got from a feckin cucumber!!
  5. Is that supossed to be safe sex lol