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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by radiorental, Aug 30, 2011.

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  1. Two blokes in a ski resort, one of them is dyslexic.

    Dyslexic: 'Excuse me mate, when I come down the mountain, do I zag zig or zig zag?'

    Bloke: 'Dunno pal, I'm a tobogganist'

    Dyslexic: Fair enough mush, I'll have 20 Marlboro light!'