Dynamite Cleavage

Time was we only had the likes of Mrs Beckham to worry about. The concrete cleavage might give you a nasty knock on the side of the head should the girl make a sudden turn in your proximity.

But now rumour has it that: "Muslim doctors trained at some of Britain's leading teaching hospitals have returned to their own countries to fit surgical implants filled with explosives. Women suicide bombers recruited by al-Qaida are known to have had the explosives inserted in their breasts under techniques similar to breast enhancing surgery. The lethal explosives – usually PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate) – are inserted during the operation inside the plastic shapes. The breast is then sewn up. The explosive is activated with a syringe like those used by diabetics.

A similar procedure has been developed for men, with the explosive inserted into the buttocks or appendix region."

The obvious question seems to be: "How do we know that these implants have only been used on paid up AQ recruits?" Think about it, or do some research on the web, the results could be mind blowing!
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