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Dying wife

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A man is told that he only has 24 hours to live. He tells his wife and asks if they can make love one last time.
Crying and upset she agrees, and they have mind blowing sex.
After 12 hours he asks again, and she gives him the best blow job he has ever had.
4 hours to go, and he begs for one last go,
"FCUK OFF" she said, "I'M NOT BEING FUNNY BUT, I'VE GOT TO GET UP IN THE MORNING, YOU DON'T"
 

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