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According to the urban dictionary the modern description is P.O.R.G
Person Of Reduced Growth.

Also a G-PORG is a ginger small person.
 
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Mr_Deputy said:
mutual touching? is that like re-pointing? on brick work? surely a tall lass would be better suited for that? possibly of germanic farming stock so she can carry a hod as well. so glad to have been of some assistance to you.
You would think that wouldnt you, but I have a small house so them tall ones wouldnt be of much use!
 
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shape.when.wet said:
What is it about you Welsh boys and your strange sexual proclivities? Is there something in the water down Penarth?
Hmmmmm it seems you may know me...if you indeed do, you will know its nothing to do with the water :mrgreen:
 

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Do primordial dwarves count? Saw a documentary on one a few years back. Had teeth like gravestones. Or a mouse. Squeaked like one too. Still would.
 
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I'll have a word with my mate in Swansea. His sister is a dwarf. Unfortunately, the rumour is she's also a lesbian.
Silly cow went into teaching. She could have made a fortune in specialist porn.
 
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You do realise that you can buy a dwarf sheep to be your very own girlfriend don't you. Here's a pic of one, just ready and waiting for the right Taff.

 
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Miner said:
I'll have a word with my mate in Swansea. His sister is a dwarf. Unfortunately, the rumour is she's also a lesbian.
Silly cow went into teaching. She could have made a fortune in specialist porn.
Speaking of which i love dwarf porn, especially when accompanied by circus music
 
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I suppose you've heard of the six foot two model who had sex with Verne Troyer? Her pal asked how it was and she answered, "lets just say that when we were toe to toe, he had his nose in, when we were nose to nose, he had his toes in...when he was fucking me, I had no one to talk to."
 
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Monty417 said:
Fablonbiffchit said:
If they have a flat head then bonus-you can rest your pint their when you're out.
Hit her on the head with a dimple ping mug a few times if she doesn't have a natural flat head. Make it fit.
Alternatively you could play nails and see if that would flatten the head when the nail is actually missed
 
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Taff_Morris said:
Fablonbiffchit said:
If they have a flat head then bonus-you can rest your pint their when you're out.
Thats my favourite type of dwarf!
Surely one that has a flat head to rest your pint on AND pleasures you at the same time (multitasking never looked so good) should be your favourite type of dwarf?
 
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