Discussion in 'Lonely Hearts' started by Taff_Morris, May 11, 2010.
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Im looking for a dwarf girl to engage in mutual touching, has to have proper dwarf features.
According to the urban dictionary the modern description is P.O.R.G
Person Of Reduced Growth.
Also a G-PORG is a ginger small person.
What is it about you Welsh boys and your strange sexual proclivities? Is there something in the water down Penarth?
Im not that desperate though!
You would think that wouldnt you, but I have a small house so them tall ones wouldnt be of much use!
Hmmmmm it seems you may know me...if you indeed do, you will know its nothing to do with the water
Do primordial dwarves count? Saw a documentary on one a few years back. Had teeth like gravestones. Or a mouse. Squeaked like one too. Still would.
do you think you could pick the said midgit up and sh*g her from behind almost like a portable f*ck hole?
With one hand, the other holding my can of asda own brand
I'll have a word with my mate in Swansea. His sister is a dwarf. Unfortunately, the rumour is she's also a lesbian.
Silly cow went into teaching. She could have made a fortune in specialist porn.
You do realise that you can buy a dwarf sheep to be your very own girlfriend don't you. Here's a pic of one, just ready and waiting for the right Taff.
Im semi already...
Speaking of which i love dwarf porn, especially when accompanied by circus music
I suppose you've heard of the six foot two model who had sex with Verne Troyer? Her pal asked how it was and she answered, "lets just say that when we were toe to toe, he had his nose in, when we were nose to nose, he had his toes in...when he was fucking me, I had no one to talk to."
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