Duty Insomniac

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Feb 3, 2009.

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  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    Morning Perverts

    Well her I am its 04:25 and still no sleep, given that I've had qty 1 tamazapan qty1 x 100mg tramadol qty1 x 100mg gabapentin and qty 1 x 500ml bottle of real ale and I'm still not fcuking asleep if anyone can make any suggestions no matter how unreasonable or insane as to how to avoid this situation tommorrow night I would be most gratefull.

    NB waking up the next day is preferable.
     
  2. Lots of beer followed by using your "special" sock should do the trick.
     
  3. Drop a sledgehammer on your right testicle. You will pass out.
     
  4. GT2001 thats a bullshit long sig mate :D
     
  5. It is rather, but it is jolly funny.
     
  6. Go to your bedroom, target a wall above your bed, take a few steps back, run as fast as you can and dive head-first into said target (like a dart), preferably above your bed, so you land on it.

    If at first you don't succeed, try and try again.
     
  7. Throw one off, spaff into your hand and smear your man fat over your eyes, welding them shut. Sorted.
     
  8. wake up the missus
    demand conjugal rights
    finish a minute later
    roll over
    fall asleep
    snore

    marzies, trammies, gabagaba and no sleep?
    you is fcuked, try more booze

    and remember a pass is a pass whether its 700 or 950
    :D
     
  9. Hand your bedding in, always worked for me. :)
     
  10. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator


    good idea, how much is lots?
     
  11. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    worth a try, the zombie zone cant be anyworse than waking up after two hours sleep.
     
  12. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator


    fucked, yes def.
     
  13. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    no that just makes you blind, but still awake.
     
  14. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    This is for winners.