Duty clerk (Combat HR Speshulist)

Discussion in 'AGC, RAPTC and SASC' started by MOANING_BARSTEWARD, Dec 1, 2012.

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  1. Does your unit make the duty clerk run all the management reports every month?

    Even if the 1st and 2nd is a weekend?

    Poor bastard at our place is sat in the office on 3 different terminals like some sort of raving lunatic.

    What other things does your duty clerk get dicked for?
  2. They don't usually get dicked for guard duty or duty driver... so they can get to fcuk if they want sympathy for pressing 'print' a couple of times.

    Oh, and opening RHQ isn't a hardship either.
  3. Well I felt sorry ours. He does 7 days of 0700 to 2000 and doesn't get 4 days off after it. He doesn't do guard but I have seen him doing duty driver.

    Anyway, What stuff do you dick your duty clerks for or what have you been dicked for as duty clerk?
  4. 11 hour days? Why?
  5. oldbaldy

    oldbaldy LE Moderator Good Egg (charities)
    1. Battlefield Tours

    Do they still sleep in the orderly room on a camp bed?
  6. I dunno he tipped up at my door offering to do my shredding at 2000. I told him to go home the nutter. I think he is supposed to stay until that time in his orders.
  7. So he does 11 hour days, for 7 days (even over a weekend?) due to being on duty, throw in a couple of sh1t jobs.

    Not too shabby.
  8. No he doesn't normally do weekend.

    Lets deviate then. What is the shittest job you have ever been given and have you ever been given a shit job that ended up a proper jolly?
  9. Yes.

    I was sent to sit on a cruise ship with satcomms so a high ranking person could both holiday and keep in touch with work.

    It was a hell that my penthouse suite barely compensated for... opp the VIPs for closeness and so I had the space for a 'ops room/comms room'.

    Remember kids, we ALL had a choice at the ACIO.
  10. Oh my heart is pumping purple piss.

    Whinging for working, some ***** don't know they're born.
  11. Oh good. You're here...

  12. I did manage to get to Vegas on a badminton jolly that didn't involve much badminton. There are no windows or clocks in the casinos. If you sit playing a 25 cent machine, attractive and half naked women bring you free drinks. If you tip them they keep coming back. If you grab their arse you get arrested by the casino police and turfed out and have to stay in your muckas room hoping that no one sees you for the next 3 days.