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That Staffords video, in Fallingbostel, it's an easy mistake to make, but the one in the blue bob hat, that isn't me at all!
 

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That Staffords video, in Fallingbostel, it's an easy mistake to make, but the one in the blue bob hat, that isn't me at all!
That rumour has been around since Op Granby.
 

Wordsmith

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Tha bloke in Auf Wiedersein?

My nephews called Gooey.

Guy?
 
#9
I think you got it the wrong way round. The video concerned showed the rear party being mounted by a load of staff bull terriers. Easy mistake to make.
 
#10
I think it's a mong interpretation of Yvonne

Heard a story (perhaps apocryphal) of a teacher who had a child in their class whose name was spelt "Yvonne" but her mother thought it was pronounced "WhyVonnie".
I can top that.

Know of a wee lassie who lives a few towns away, full of dole-scrounging thick cunts. Her name is female pronounce fay-mah-lay. When her mum was asked what she was calling her she said 'The hospital gave her a name, its female.'

Yes, it sadly is illegal to shoot these people.
 
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I can top that.

Know of a wee lassie who lives a few towns away, full of dole-scrounging thick cunts. Her name is female pronounce fay-mah-lay. When her mum was asked what she was calling her she said 'The hospital gave her a name, its female.'

Yes, it sadly is illegal to shoot these people.
I posted this before somewhere - I worked in the insurance business for a couple of years (US based) and took a call from "Chlamydia ******" regarding her account. I pulled her details and that was indeed her real name ...
 
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I posted this before somewhere - I worked in the insurance business for a couple of years (US based) and took a call from "Chlamydia ******" regarding her account. I pulled her details and that was indeed her real name ...
A mate of mine shagged an incredibly posh bird called Chlamydia, she called herself Chloe. He said she had a twin sister called Syphilis but I think he may have been telling porky pies at that point. :)

How much of a sheltered life must her parents have lived to think that calling their brat after a sexual disease was a good idea?
 

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I can top that.

Know of a wee lassie who lives a few towns away, full of dole-scrounging thick cunts. Her name is female pronounce fay-mah-lay. When her mum was asked what she was calling her she said 'The hospital gave her a name, its female.'

Yes, it sadly is illegal to shoot these people.
Nice try. I can't quote the film, but it's Fu-maly and the girl is a black prostitute dragged in by fuzz... when asked to spell it, she spells out F-E-M-A-L-E.

'Yeah, well', screeches the black ho when challenged. ' My momma have 17 girl chile's'
 
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Nice try. I can't quote the film, but it's Fu-maly and the girl is a black prostitute dragged in by fuzz... when asked to spell it, she spells out F-E-M-A-L-E.

'Yeah, well', screeches the black ho when challenged. ' My momma have 17 girl chile's'
Never heard of that, but its true. And its not fu-maly when said by a jakey bastard from Patna. :)
 
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A local LEO in a town on the Oregon coast is called LaStone. His mom was caught out at the local Walmart and was in the process of giving birth when the paramedics turned up. She was incoherent with entonox and could not speak, but when she heard the paramedic cooing 'so who is THIS then...?' wrote down LASTONE on a register slip.

That was the name given at the local hospital, and duly written on the state registration documents while mom was out of it getting stitched up and so on.

She was amazed, on waking up, to be handed her son with the words - 'Well, heeeeeere he is! Your lovely little boy, LaStone...........'

'Shit, no' she noted, 'I wrote LAST ONE - we already have nine boys and only one girl...'

LaStone Courtenay is a great guy, but don't take the piss out of his name - he's 6-6 and a former state football linebacker and US Ranger.

tac
 
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Or the pikey girl called Denice. Her uncle had registered the birth and it was a good job he wasn't registering a boy.
 
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There was a story, possibly apocryphal, of one genius naming her daughter La-a, pronounced Ladasha.


Between the chav kids and the ghetto brats, there's a generation of fucked up people with hilariously thick names hung like albatrosses around their necks.
 
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My Missus came home from work and had to pop into the local supermarket and while she was in there was a local Pikey, as per normal her kid were running riot. The wife swears she heard her shout, "Dolce, Gabana" will you fecking get here, she had to leave the shop without buying anything because she was laughing too much.
 
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Nice try. I can't quote the film, but it's Fu-maly and the girl is a black prostitute dragged in by fuzz... when asked to spell it, she spells out F-E-M-A-L-E.

'Yeah, well', screeches the black ho when challenged. ' My momma have 17 girl chile's'
I remember hearing that on TV ...
I could be wrong but I think it was either a very early episode of Law and Order or Hill Street Blues .


Sent from The Magic Roundabout using Dougals Sugar Cubes and Dylans Carrots
 

Grumblegrunt

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#20
if anyone has a pretty daughter named swallow I'd like an introduction
 

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