Dumbest attempt at getting famous

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by udipur, Jan 6, 2010.

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  1. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

  2. Oh dear.The Mods will be very cross with you.Get your apology in first.
  3. At work, can you give a 'brief' on the content, then I'll know if you're a bad person.
  4. Command_doh

    Command_doh LE Book Reviewer

    Guy headbutting melons.

    Seeing as its the naafi, I thought he was going to headbutt the table or die, or something interesting. But he just headbuts melons on TV for 1 minute 28 seconds. Quite boring really.
  5. Oh! I'll move along then.
  6. Gordon Brown?
  7. The Septic Mongs who hid their son, then called the police/media and claimed he was in a balloon that had gotten loose and flown away?
  8. Not just me then. Perhaps it makes sense if you talk Germanish?

    This one, however, is funny as fuck.
  9. A waste of good melons,you're better off shagging one when you're bored shitless on radio stag and then putting back in the fridge for your oppo to enjoy later.
  10. Full marks for the other two in the studio. True professionals! :D
  11. Any pathetic cnut who goes onto Big Brother or so called 'Celebrity BB.'
  12. Report Headbutter to the RSPCV, the wuss!