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Dumb Dumb - Cyprus

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by jase2472, Apr 12, 2007.

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  1. jase2472

    jase2472 War Hero

    Come on then who has done the minger in Nicosia. :oops: I heard that she married a squaddie
     
    jase2472, Apr 12, 2007
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  2. no1cares

    no1cares War Hero

    I have a REME mate that benched her. She was hoofing.
     
    no1cares, Apr 12, 2007
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  3. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    We had a chef who was leaving sauce there every weeks!



    Urgh
     
    Flyingrockdj, Apr 12, 2007
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  4. hedgie

    hedgie War Hero

    which minger
     
    hedgie, Apr 12, 2007
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  5. fastmedic

    fastmedic LE

    Was that the dwarf minger in Nicosia?

    She was active whilst I was with UNFICYP in the early 80's as part of the FSC Sqn. probably just as ugly and still a lousy sh@g............I have been told :oops:


    fastmedic
     
    fastmedic, Apr 12, 2007
    #5
  6. jase2472

    jase2472 War Hero

    thats the one 99% of squaddies been there
     
    jase2472, Apr 12, 2007
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  7. jack-daniels

    jack-daniels LE

    Why Dumb Dumb? Was her rusty bullet lethal!
     
    jack-daniels, Apr 12, 2007
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  8. fastmedic

    fastmedic LE

    JD,

    She was mute......really methinks that most squaddies didn't really want to hear her speak.

    Silent drills and get down to the task in hand.


    fastmedic
     
    fastmedic, Apr 12, 2007
    #8
  9. jack-daniels

    jack-daniels LE

    Oh Good Lord!
     
    jack-daniels, Apr 12, 2007
    #9
  10. BB51

    BB51 Old-Salt

    She sounds like the ideal woman - likes a sh@g and does not speak.
     
    BB51, Apr 12, 2007
    #10
  11. indoubitabley

    indoubitabley LE

    And she's a midget, which is always a bonus in my book.
     
    indoubitabley, Apr 12, 2007
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  12. looney

    looney LE

    Quite mobile, boot of the car, bergen...
     
    looney, Apr 12, 2007
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  13. Awol

    Awol LE

    I saw her once across a crowded bar.

    Then it was an almost empty bar as 6 men simultaneously squeezed through a hurriedly opened door.

    Story of her life really.
     
    Awol, Apr 12, 2007
    #13
  14. Issimondias

    Issimondias Old-Salt

    First day in Cyprus, was taken into town for a mid afternoon pint, Stu Lobglops points out Dum-Dum, and states that she's always available, but riddled with AIDS.

    That was it really.
     
    Issimondias, Apr 13, 2007
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  16. easy-wan-kenobi

    easy-wan-kenobi War Hero

    i thought hoofing meant great? not entirely up on my jackspeak but if she was great then whats the drama. sport shagging is for winners
     
    easy-wan-kenobi, Apr 13, 2007
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