Dumb Dumb - Cyprus

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  1. Come on then who has done the minger in Nicosia. :oops: I heard that she married a squaddie
  2. I have a REME mate that benched her. She was hoofing.
  3. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    We had a chef who was leaving sauce there every weeks!

  4. which minger
  5. Was that the dwarf minger in Nicosia?

    She was active whilst I was with UNFICYP in the early 80's as part of the FSC Sqn. probably just as ugly and still a lousy sh@g............I have been told :oops:

  6. thats the one 99% of squaddies been there
  7. Why Dumb Dumb? Was her rusty bullet lethal!
  8. JD,

    She was mute......really methinks that most squaddies didn't really want to hear her speak.

    Silent drills and get down to the task in hand.

  9. Oh Good Lord!
  10. She sounds like the ideal woman - likes a sh@g and does not speak.
  11. And she's a midget, which is always a bonus in my book.
  12. Quite mobile, boot of the car, bergen...
  13. I saw her once across a crowded bar.

    Then it was an almost empty bar as 6 men simultaneously squeezed through a hurriedly opened door.

    Story of her life really.
  14. First day in Cyprus, was taken into town for a mid afternoon pint, Stu Lobglops points out Dum-Dum, and states that she's always available, but riddled with AIDS.

    That was it really.
  15. i thought hoofing meant great? not entirely up on my jackspeak but if she was great then whats the drama. sport shagging is for winners