Dumb Dumb - Cyprus

Was that the dwarf minger in Nicosia?

She was active whilst I was with UNFICYP in the early 80's as part of the FSC Sqn. probably just as ugly and still a lousy sh@g............I have been told :oops:


fastmedic
 
JD,

She was mute......really methinks that most squaddies didn't really want to hear her speak.

Silent drills and get down to the task in hand.


fastmedic
 
fastmedic said:
JD,

She was mute......really methinks that most squaddies didn't really want to hear her speak.

Silent drills and get down to the task in hand.


fastmedic
Oh Good Lord!
 

BB51

Old-Salt
She sounds like the ideal woman - likes a sh@g and does not speak.
 
BB51 said:
She sounds like the ideal woman - likes a sh@g and does not speak.
And she's a midget, which is always a bonus in my book.
 

Awol

LE
I saw her once across a crowded bar.

Then it was an almost empty bar as 6 men simultaneously squeezed through a hurriedly opened door.

Story of her life really.
 

Issimondias

Old-Salt
First day in Cyprus, was taken into town for a mid afternoon pint, Stu Lobglops points out Dum-Dum, and states that she's always available, but riddled with AIDS.

That was it really.
 
no1cares said:
jase2472 said:
Come on then who has done the minger in Nicosia. :oops: I heard that she married a squaddie
I have a REME mate that benched her. She was hoofing.
i thought hoofing meant great? not entirely up on my jackspeak but if she was great then whats the drama. sport shagging is for winners
 
Its the same as "Belter"

It can be positive or negative. But yeah, EWK, im of the same opinion, hoofing is genuinly a positive more than a negative.
 

The_Dragoon

War Hero
I remember her being around in 1985, known as 'The Mute' then ... blokes used to pretend to put money in the jukebox and start dancing, she would follow suit and dance to complete silence ! Unless this was dumb-dumb's mother of course ?
 

jase2472

War Hero
The_Dragoon said:
I remember her being around in 1985, known as 'The Mute' then ... blokes used to pretend to put money in the jukebox and start dancing, she would follow suit and dance to complete silence ! Unless this was dumb-dumb's mother of course ?
i was there in 1990 and she was the same then :wink:
 

no1cares

War Hero
easy-wan-kenobi said:
no1cares said:
jase2472 said:
Come on then who has done the minger in Nicosia. :oops: I heard that she married a squaddie
I have a REME mate that benched her. She was hoofing.
i thought hoofing meant great? not entirely up on my jackspeak but if she was great then whats the drama. sport shagging is for winners
It does.
 
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