Dumb blonde

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience.
    "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all
    the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each
    other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the
    game, all they kept screaming was: "Get the quarterback! Get the
    quarterback!" I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!