Duke of Westminster

#1
Huzzah for his Grace! It is good to see that some of the older traditions of the Army have been revived! I am sure that he has many illustrious predecessors who will be moving up and down vertically in their graves! :numberone:

On a more serious note, did the Screws campaign so vigourously for the departure of a former Home Secretary with a taste for impregnating the wives of other men? I doubt it......

WHILE 900 courageous Territorial Army heroes put their lives on the line in Iraq and Afghanistan their multi-billionaire boss is home revelling in seedy sex with a procession of vice girls.

A News of the World investigation exposes The Duke of Westminster— Britain's richest man, Prince Charles' best friend, full-blown major-general and married dad of four—as a serial cheat and user of £750-an-hour hookers.

Our sensational dossier reveals how the Duke, Assistant Chief of Defence Staff Gerald Grosvenor, disgraced the record of 11,000 TA reservists sent to Iraq since 2003 as he:

HIRED four prostitutes over the last six weeks to party at his posh West End mews house.

RISKED blackmail and security scandal by revealing his name and Army connections to the girls.

BRAGGED he knew how to find al-Qaeda boss Osama bin Laden.

HAGGLED with one prostitute for a discount despite being worth an incredible £6.6 billion.

DEMANDED sex without condoms—while bemoaning the fact his men have to be regularly tested for sexually transmitted diseases.
Haggle

The 55-year-old Duke commands 250,000 reservists—including 138,000 young cadets who look up to him as a role model. Six of his men have died serving in Iraq and Afghanistan.

He stays in London three days a week carrying out his Ministry of Defence duties while wife Natalia lives at their vast country estate Eaton Hall 200 miles away in Cheshire.

But after clocking off from his Whitehall office he hires girls young enough to be his daughters to join him at his luxury home off Oxford Street—part of his massive property empire which includes over 300 acres of central London with vast swathes of Mayfair and Belgravia.

£2,000 IN READIES AND BOASTS ABOUT HIS JOB

On THURSDAY DECEMBER 28 the Duke paid £2,000 to bed 26-year-old Lithuanian Zana Brazdek at the mews house.

She arrived at 5pm and left with a wodge of cash in an envelope marked Eaton Estates two hours later.

Zana, who was booked through an agency, said Grosvenor crowed about his Army connections and even attempted to haggle over her price. "I thought his conversation was quite boring," she said. "He talked about the Army, going to Afghanistan and bin Laden. And he wanted unprotected sex. I refused."

On TUESDAY JANUARY 9 the Duke arrived home around 1.30pm. At 2.45pm an Asian girl in black coat, knee-high boots and heavy make-up strolled up to his front door.

After a discreet glance over her shoulder to make sure no one was looking, she pressed the buzzer on the intercom system.

Moments later the door opened and she was ushered inside. An hour and a half later at 4.15pm the huge black door opened again and the Asian girl shuffled out, heading off towards Oxford Street. Bright and breezy the next morning, the Duke was out of the house and into his waiting dark green Jaguar by 7.30am.

He left the house wearing green military trousers, a white shirt and camel-coloured sleeveless jacket.

He was also carrying a riding crop and military jacket, which he carefully placed on the car's parcel shelf before getting into the rear.

The Duke puffed on a cigarette as his chauffeur drove him to the MoD building on the Embankment just before 8am. Armed security guards waved the vehicle through their gates and into the car park, which backs onto Whitehall directly opposite Downing Street.

The Duke's importance in Britain's military hierarchy was apparent on Tuesday, January 23, as he drove his Maserati sports car to visit the Army's tank training base in Bovington, Dorset—where Prince Harry spent four months last summer and Prince William is due next month.

But a week later the Duke was back at his London pad and up to his old tricks. At 6.20pm on TUESDAY, JANUARY 30, a blonde Russian hooker working under the name Stella pouted as she approached the Duke's door in a silky red dress and black boots.

When the door opened Stella, caked in thick blue eye shadow, provocatively strutted into the hallway to start her night's work.

About an hour and a half later at 7.45pm, out walked the girl. This time the Duke poked his head around the door to wave her off, as she puckered up and blew him a kiss.

He giggled and then watched as she wandered to the top of the road before flagging down a black cab to take her home. Next morning Grosvenor was up bright and early to report for duty at the MOD, with his chauffeur waiting outside at 6.45am.
This time he appeared in the same sleeveless top, a white shirt and black trousers, with his military pass strung around his neck.

And last week on WEDNESDAY FEBRUARY 7 the Duke was dropped off at the house by his driver at 4.30pm. At 6.20pm, under cover of darkness, a brown-haired Brazilian girl arrived in a pink coat, clutching a small black handbag.

She pressed the buzzer and was quickly taken inside. After the usual hour and a half had passed the Duke saw the girl out. As he waved her off he was wearing just a brown dressing gown.
On Thursday it was business as usual, picked up and taken to the MoD in his Jag by 8am.

But the Duke—who is paid £240 a day for his Army role—faces censure when he returns to his desk tomorrow. For The Armed Forces Code of Social Conduct insists:

"The overriding operational imperative to sustain team cohesion and to maintain trust and loyalty between commanders and those they command imposes a need for standards of social behaviour which are more demanding than those required by society at large...and a requirement to avoid conduct which offends others."

Our revelations will raise serious questions about the Duke's position because of his access to top-secret military information.

And he has often proclaimed himself a devoted family man. In an interview he once vowed that he would never cheat on his wife.

"I don't need other women as a substitute," he said. "I immerse myself in work."



 
#2
and the journo's point is.....? pointless having a position of power without abusing it. top lad, just wish I'd get invited to one of his parties. I defy any squaddy on this site to honestly say "if I was worth Millions I would'nt throw it around abit and shag for England" :thumright:
 

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wet_blobby said:
and the journo's point is.....? pointless having a position of power without abusing it. top lad, just wish I'd get invited to one of his parties. I defy any squaddy on this site to honestly say "if I was worth Millions I would'nt throw it around abit and shag for England" :thumright:
I wouldn't mind fecking Engerland but I certainly would not shag for Engerlund! :winkrazz:
 
#4
Well done stalker! Let me know where you put you OP, I might try and find a suitable place near for mine, or I'll just walk up to the house and ask for an invite in, who knows I might be lucky enough to be invited in. I met The Duke of Westminster in Brecon 2001 when firing LAW94 H.E.A.T. Good day out had by all and The Duke was a good laugh.
I agree what's the point in being rich and powerful if you're not going to do anything about it. If you've got there somehow, why not take advantage of the perks?
 

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#5
Personally If I had his money I'd have a hareem. I guess that the legal standing of 'slaves that your right hand possess' would be difficult given modern human rights, but I'm sure that a contract of some sort could be written up, I'm imagining a bath house with lots of lovelies (and its not the first time :twisted: ).

What amuses me is the old english tradition of the mistress. Ignoring hareems for a moment, I really fail to see why mistresses can't be put on a legal footing, oh yes I recall...no body ever delineates exactly what law 'the rule of law' refers to...

On a more serious note, where do these journalists get off? What public interest do the activities of a Duke serve? Surely this is invasion of privacy to the highest degree?
 
#6
Yet another case of jobs for the boys as long as you have the right connections.



The Duke joined the Territorial Army in 1970 as a trooper. After long service, including commanding 'C' squadron (The Cheshire Yeomanry) and his regiment, The Queen's Own Yeomanry, he became Honorary Colonel-in-Chief of several regiments, including The Royal Mercian and Lancastrian Yeomanry, 7th Regt. Army Air Corps, and the Canadian Royal Westminster Regiment and Colonel Commandant Yeomanry, Royal Armoured Corps. In 2004 he was appointed to the new post of Assistant Chief of Defence Staff (Reserves and Cadets) with promotion to the rank of Major General. He is the first reservist holding such rank since the 1930s.
 
#7
Auld-Yin said:
wet_blobby said:
and the journo's point is.....? pointless having a position of power without abusing it. top lad, just wish I'd get invited to one of his parties. I defy any squaddy on this site to honestly say "if I was worth Millions I would'nt throw it around abit and shag for England" :thumright:
I wouldn't mind fecking Engerland but I certainly would not shag for Engerlund! :winkrazz:
fair shout, but I'd bet you'd fcuk for scotland given the chance :thumright:
 
#8
This is about as newsworthy a story as Harry visits nightclub - fight breaks out somewhere near him - shocker!

Hacks - Bags o' shite the lotta 'em ! :pissedoff:
 
#10
"The 55-year-old Duke commands 250,000 reservists—including 138,000 young cadets who look up to him as a role model."

When did cadets become reservists?

Typical tabloid shite. Next week, Elvis seen playing Golf with the Loch Ness monster........
 
#11
The Duke of Westminster doesn't have any predecessors as he was the first to hold this appointnent. When he goes, will another officer be appointed in his place? Also, what exactly does he do? :confused:
 
#12
he's doing what any squaddie worth 6billion would do :D
 
#13
Weissbier said:
The Duke of Westminster doesn't have any predecessors as he was the first to hold this appointnent. When he goes, will another officer be appointed in his place? Also, what exactly does he do? :confused:
I heard a little rumour about the fella (the Duke) that went along the lines off the septics phoning him up one day and wanting to buy the ground that there embassy stood on, as he was there landlord and owned the land it was his call...... he very graciously said he would happily give them the land as a gift with out any money changing hands....if they would give him his land back that they nicked in the war of independance.......they currently call it florida...the septic cnut put the phone down on him, no sense of humour I suppose.
 

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#14
wet_blobby said:
Weissbier said:
The Duke of Westminster doesn't have any predecessors as he was the first to hold this appointnent. When he goes, will another officer be appointed in his place? Also, what exactly does he do? :confused:
I heard a little rumour about the fella (the Duke) that went along the lines off the septics phoning him up one day and wanting to buy the ground that there embassy stood on, as he was there landlord and owned the land it was his call...... he very graciously said he would happily give them the land as a gift with out any money changing hands....if they would give him his land back that they nicked in the war of independance.......they currently call it florida...the septic cnut put the phone down on him, no sense of humour I suppose.
Now there's an idea, how about he evicts the septics and turns their embassy into a hareem....
 
#15
The man has only done what any other red-blooded Ulsterman would have done given the opportunity and the money to do it.

I say well done Gerald lad - get stuck in round about them.
 
#16
Weissbier said:
The Duke of Westminster doesn't have any predecessors as he was the first to hold this appointnent. When he goes, will another officer be appointed in his place?
Well of course they will.
Someone else with the right seniority will be promoted to the rank of General Russian Hooker F'ucker.
 
#17
GDav said:
The man has only done what any other red-blooded Ulsterman would have done given the opportunity and the money to do it.

I say well done Gerald lad - get stuck in round about them.
Aha, so His Grace is from Ulster? - well that explains - and excuses everything! 'Tis his right, his right I say! :thumright:
 
#18
Probably not born there but he was raised in Enniskillen by his mother, the Dowager Duchess Violet. She was killed in a car crash some years ago. Some of their minor titles are anglo.
 
#19
GDav said:
Probably not born there but he was raised in Enniskillen by his mother, the Dowager Duchess Violet. She was killed in a car crash some years ago. Some of their minor titles are anglo.
Interesting - according to wikipedia His Grace was born in Omagh.
 
#20
Sigh....... if only I that much money!

The Screws journo is taking a bloody liberty. His Grace may not be acting in a very Christian manner, especially so as his wife has been very poorly, BUT since when did HE send the Stabs to war? That heinous crime was committed by one times T Bliar. His soul will rot in Hell.
 

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