From the April 5, 2010 issue of "Army Times": "A royal visit by England's Prince Phillip to a naval training base provides a good lesson in why distinguished visitors need to have a little small talk prepared. Told by a sea cadet instructor that she also worked at a club, the 88-year old prince 'asked if it was a strip club,' said Cadet Elizabeth Rendle, a 24-year old who was among those who spoke with the prince. The Daily Mail reports that Rendle, who is a barmaid and not a stripper, wasn't offended because she thinks he was joking. 'I don't think he put his foot in it.' she said. 'We were all laughing.'" Top drills, Sir. You regularly transcend the mundane and bring out some real crackers.