Discussion in 'Sick Jokes' started by beufighter, Feb 21, 2011.

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  1. Finding a woman sobbing that she had locked her keys in her car, a passing
    soldier assures her that he can help.
    She looks on amazed as he removes his trousers, rolls them into a tight ball
    and rubs them against the car door.
    Magically it opens.
    "That's so clever," the woman gasps. "How did you do it?"
    "Easy," replies the man. "These are my khakis".

    Told you it was 'sick'
  2. But you never said it was crap !!!!!!!