Duelling AKs - should they stay or should they go?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Koschei, Sep 6, 2011.

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  1. Bin the new one, keep the original waste of space.

  2. Bin the old one - he's a **** and no-one likes him.

  3. Bin the fuckin' both of 'em, the first one was tedious enough.

  4. Keep them both - a breeding pair of plastic Afghans should be a hoot.

  1. Seeing as we have a surplus of eyeliner-wearing Afghan Spetsnaz operators on the site at the moment, what should we do about it?
  2. Brotherton Lad

    Brotherton Lad LE Reviewer

    The honourable way is for two of us to act as seconds.
  3. Bin the first, please, bin the first.

    The other one will disappear when the poster returns to his normal login.
  4. For it's Afghan Kandak this
    And Afghan Kandak that
    And it's "Chuck him out, the brute....."
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  5. Could I suggest we tie them to the lampost nearest Finsbury Mosque with a sign round their necks saying Mohammed is a false prophet and a dry bummer. Wonder how long they would last?
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  6. They could have a fight.......we could have a barbie..........plenty of snags................. and boiled eggs............
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  7. A fair while, I should think - none of the locals can read.
  8. Get me cunted and I'll take them both on.
  9. Even if one of them's AMMM? :thumright:
  10. I've met AMMM, I know I could knock the fuck out of her, unless it was a battle of the written word.
  11. Wonk-Mog's just PM'ed me, he says you're his hero and wants to know if you'll be his friend.

    Fools say I, you do not know
    Silence like a cancer grows.
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  12. theres a second A-K???? when the fuck did THAT happen???
  13. Wasnt your Panjshir boyfriends giving you enough bum fun you cunt.

    Your a coward.

    Stop posting threads about me, I hardly post on here anyway, I think the person who started this thread is the one posing as me, just to get attention becos he has no life and is a complete boring ass wank in reality hence his only friends are a bunch of fags behind a computer.
  14. Is this a case of binary fission of single celled life forms?

    Wait another week and there will be 3255667773668785645456678 or so of them.
    ... and ARRSE will be the "Afghan kandak Rumour Service" and we can all go and subscribe to other sites.
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