Due to the reduction of bandwidth South West is now part of Wales

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by TheIronDuke, Jul 13, 2011.

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  1. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Sorry, but times are tough. You have managed 6 threads and one is about shagging horses. Wales has managed 6 threads too, but they have avoided the subject of shagging farmyard animals. This came as a shock to those of us on the Committee I confess, but there it is.

    The South West thread will be merged with the Wales thread and be known as the "The Gleeful Pixies meet the Ginger Dwarfish" thread.

    Try not to breed. Some of us have family who read the ARRSE.

    Thank you for your time.
  2. My mate has a tea shirt, it says "Lady Ga Ga should be Destroyed"

    I'll have him amend it. People who live north of Salisbury, "Need to be Fucked Up" and not in a good way.
  3. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    My wife has a tea service. But that will not stop you becoming Welsh.

    Thanks for your input Jones The Tea Shirt.

    Fucks sakes. Can we not just amalgamate the South West, Wales and London? Put all the badly dressed people in one place?
  4. Got it all wrong there Iron Duke... South West is now part of France according to the EU.

    So when do the 2 hour lunches come into effect?
  5. I remember my first ever encounter with sheep on excersise. That's when I became a man! We have them in Wales for a reason.
  6. Drekly. 23456
  7. In that case then, anything above Manchester will be considered part of Scotland. There's **** all up there anyway.

    **** you Iron Duke.
  8. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Why Manchester? You could move the border to Newbury.
  9. Possibly. ;)

    2 hour lunches; wine; subsidies; 2 fingers to any EU regs I don't like OR leeks.

    No contest.

    /insert smiley with tongue in cheek/
  10. Talking about borders and pre-conceptions. When I lived 'up north' I used to think there was nothing of interest beyond Bristol apart from beaches. On living 'down south' I had the same mis-conception about anything beyond Cheltenham.
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