Duchess of York charged

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  1. Poor old Fergie in the proverbial shite again, can't she do anything without totally feckin' things up?

    BBC News - Duchess of York charged by Turkey over orphans film

    Looks as if she's in line to be someone else's bitch. :)
  2. She should be charged for being fucking ugly.
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  3. Let the hunt have her fox piss smelling hound.
  4. And there is me thinking 'I'd still do her!' Bad and nasty :thumright:
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  5. The Royal Family are a fairly complicated lot, aren't they?
  6. 22 years for filming some snotty brats on the sly seems a bit stiff but the law's the law!
    I bet the BBC are having a laugh as it'll actually be the producer of the show who carries the can - not Fergie.

    I'd have thought the Turks would be happy to forget the whole thing as they're already on shaky ground with regards to Human Rights - a whole lot of fuss about kids tied to beds isn't going to help their EU prospects.
  7. She deserves 22 yrs for just being so pig ugly... more she's ginger. :)
  8. I would turn my hand to it aswell.
  9. Well that's blown Turkey's chances of having a Top Gear Special filmed there.
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  10. The Turks have achieved the impossible, and made Fergie look like a beacon of honesty and integrity by comparison. Didn't that shitehawk Blair try to get them into the EU, or was he just angling for a fee?
  11. Fucking posh fuckers the of you. I'd do Fergie and her daughters. Lush they are. Fucking lush. Especially Fergie and that ginger snatch dripping with ginger juices mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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  12. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    I'm sure a Turkish prison won't be the first time her Arrse has been abused by a foreigner
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  13. I'm up for the three of them in a oner.
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  14. Fuck off and get in line you greedy fucker. You can have sloppy seconds bukkake stylee
  15. Well some good has come out of it!