Duchess of Cambridge gets it from Them

Hardly news, most if not all the Royals go through this at some point. Rumour mill at the time was that one of Di's new hair styles was due to an incident with some singed hair courtesy of the Desmonds on some drills they were doing with her over at Creddenhill or wherever they were back then.


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This is the biggest non-story emblazoning the front of all online newspapers today. But at least its kept Cheryl Cole or some other vacuous waste of space off the headlines for 5 seconds.
There isn't a threat to her...

The Hooligans just fancied sh1tting her up in the killing house. Can see it now as she sits demurely amidst the tyres and fig 11s on a chair with just a few too many bullet holes, burn marks and something that looks like a blood stain.

Then it all goes bright and loud and next thing you know the fig 11s are going everywhere...

'Stop, Unload, Scores out of 10 for the Duchess?, Well done everyone, I reckon there will be a kidnap threat against Pippa soon lads'


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I hope they used their stalking skills to sneak up to the window of the changing room. It's probably the best chance for her to get an entry in the 'Holy Grail of Unseen Celebrity Tits' thread.

Or for Them to make an absolute fortune from the tabloids...


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