Dubai PortaPotty

Having lived on a boat with a chemical toilet I'd say £30,000 is not enough to cover the danger of splashback when emptying one.
Hello ladies, you in the mood to be a Middle-Eastern man's piece of shit? You like money, and are willing to indulge in various degrading and sometimes illegal acts? Then become an Instagram Influencer and wait for that Arabian call.

Job for Dianne Abbot.

'Here's three bob. Open wide and you'll receive the job.'


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