DSK sexytime drinkies

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by alib, Jul 20, 2012.

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  1. On The Raw Story French soft drink makers unveil ‘DSK’ aphrodisiac beverage
    Guaranteed to turn you into a rutting chimpanzee, allegedly.
    Not sure if this is the best message to send to the ladies, unless they are hotel maids looking to sue your arse off.
  2. No new fangled drink is required my friend.
  3. Or visits to France.
  4. Hmmmn. I'd feed it to MrsPlume, but strangely enough for a New Zealander she's allergic to Kiwi fruit. Still, perhaps I could use it to poison her if we fall out.
  5. Maybe it can be imported. . . . . . Look I've been working very hard lately and things have been difficult!
  6. A couple of pints of Stella has been doing that to me for years.......!!
  7. Goatman

    Goatman LE Book Reviewer

    that'll be the high concentrations of Cadmium found in Stella mate - well known fact, ask anyone....
  8. I just asked my cleaner she said.........CadI what? it must be the metalic content that keeps my c0ck hard!!
  9. You are mentally retarded.
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