Dry Your Eyes...

#42
Dirty backward fucks. No wonder so many people get ill when they visit these Muslim countries.

Those of us who have been on Operations in sandy places (obviously not BravoBravo) will know all too well how rife D&V is - a price we pay for letting Muslims work in the cookhouses, who wipe their shitty arses with just their hands and no detergents just before they touch every cooking utensil.
 

Fang_Farrier

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#43
Dirty backward fucks. No wonder so many people get ill when they visit these Muslim countries.

Those of us who have been on Operations in sandy places (obviously not BravoBravo) will know all too well how rife D&V is - a price we pay for letting Muslims work in the cookhouses, who wipe their shitty arses with just their hands and no detergents just before they touch every cooking utensil.
Good job you can't get D&V in this country then or in the likes of Hindu countries like India and Nepal
 
#45
Dirty backward fucks. No wonder so many people get ill when they visit these Muslim countries.

Those of us who have been on Operations in sandy places (obviously not BravoBravo) will know all too well how rife D&V is - a price we pay for letting Muslims work in the cookhouses, who wipe their shitty arses with just their hands and no detergents just before they touch every cooking utensil.
you are fecking hilarious
 
#46
Dirty backward fucks. No wonder so many people get ill when they visit these Muslim countries.

Those of us who have been on Operations in sandy places (obviously not BravoBravo) will know all too well how rife D&V is - a price we pay for letting Muslims work in the cookhouses, who wipe their shitty arses with just their hands and no detergents just before they touch every cooking utensil.

 
#47
Those of us who have been on Operations in sandy places (obviously not BravoBravo) will know all too well how rife D&V is - a price we pay for letting Muslims work in the cookhouses, who wipe their shitty arses with just their hands and no detergents just before they touch every cooking utensil.
And normal service is resumed.
 

TheresaMay

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#48
@RoyalGreenJacket you might want to consider limiting your use of the "Like" button too.

In some cultures - especially the Middle East - a "thumbs-up" is the equivalent of our middle finger (basically f**k you).

Brace yourself for the Thumbs Up symbol on Facebook, ARRSE, etc to be replaced with something else in the near future. You heard it here first ;-)
 
#49
@RoyalGreenJacket you might want to consider limiting your use of the "Like" button too.

In some cultures - especially the Middle East - a "thumbs-up" is the equivalent of our middle finger (basically f**k you).

Brace yourself for the Thumbs Up symbol on Facebook, ARRSE, etc to be replaced with something else in the near future. You heard it here first ;-)
 
#50
@RoyalGreenJacket you might want to consider limiting your use of the "Like" button too.

In some cultures - especially the Middle East - a "thumbs-up" is the equivalent of our middle finger (basically f**k you).

Brace yourself for the Thumbs Up symbol on Facebook, ARRSE, etc to be replaced with something else in the near future. You heard it here first ;-)
This guy is ahead of the game

 
#52
Shouldn’t we be looking at England as a whole?

Manchester shall be renamed as Personchester, we cannot have people in the north living in a white mans sexist plot to keep gentle ladies at heel now can we.

Manhole covers shall stop raping pavements by being renamed as binary covers.

Managers shall no longer sexually assault their teams with their role by being renamed to Colleague Unification aNd Task Specialists.

Right on sisters.
 
#53
Dirty backward fucks. No wonder so many people get ill when they visit these Muslim countries.

Those of us who have been on Operations in sandy places (obviously not BravoBravo) will know all too well how rife D&V is - a price we pay for letting Muslims work in the cookhouses, who wipe their shitty arses with just their hands and no detergents just before they touch every cooking utensil.
Perhaps my constitution was better than yours. I’ve lived in an Islamic country for 4 years, I’ve served on ops on ME and ‘Afghan’ , as well as extended visits to central Africa and Columbia and I never contracted D&V. I did though, recently, in Barts Hospital, London. I blame them Mooslamic botty wipers. Not.
 
#54
Shouldn’t we be looking at England as a whole?

Manchester shall be renamed as Personchester, we cannot have people in the north living in a white mans sexist plot to keep gentle ladies at heel now can we.

Manhole covers shall stop raping pavements by being renamed as binary covers.

Managers shall no longer sexually assault their teams with their role by being renamed to Colleague Unification aNd Task Specialists.

Right on sisters.
manhole covers are to be re-named 'municiple work-person access and egress hatches'

Words such as 'manage' and 'Manager' are double banned under sex equality and age equality laws/outrage
 

ancienturion

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#55

Pob02

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#56
They should be honest and rename them " Bashing one out Sized" tissues.
 
#58
They should be honest and rename them " Bashing one out Sized" tissues.
Or the entirety gender neutral 'cum-catchers.'
 

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