Dry your eyes Princess

Which one

  • Henrietta

    Votes: 92 26.8%
  • Emma

    Votes: 5 1.5%
  • Sarah

    Votes: 7 2.0%
  • Kelly

    Votes: 8 2.3%
  • Melissa

    Votes: 18 5.2%
  • Bee

    Votes: 7 2.0%
  • Anna

    Votes: 63 18.4%
  • Natasha

    Votes: 40 11.7%
  • Julie

    Votes: 97 28.3%
  • Sheryl

    Votes: 6 1.7%

  • Total voters
    343
Kelly is a goat wearing a wig.

Bee rug muncher.

Henrietta looked like that 15 years ago.

Emma is a ball crusher, blatantly.

Anna, oh Anna Anna, stupid fucking surname have a fist in the face retard, I like you.

I will fight Paul Jones if they televise it and we can use baseball bats.
 
Me Julie

She is attractive, looks intelligent and loads of fun. I'd pick her up by the ankles and pleasure her to exhaustion. Then I would pleasure myself in a debauched fashion as only a health professional knows how.

Why I like her so much I might even apologise afterwards....
 

A Worker

War Hero
Anyone who doesn't vote for Henrietta is clearly a bummer.
She looks just like that bint Bill Wyman was married to, that Mandy Smith.

Julie for me, i bet she's nice and tight, bet she's like to be airtight too.
 

blackfrost

Clanker
Tim Cunningham head of daytime. Jones the goat botherer thinks he is the prince of darkness. Bet he is a bundle of laughs at the Christmas/ Wiccan party.
 

Sixty

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She looks just like that bint Bill Wyman was married to, that Mandy Smith.

Julie for me, i bet she's nice and tight, bet she's like to be airtight too.
Ergo; you're a bummer. Grubby man.
 
I think it would be Julie Kaye.

I would have an each way bet on Kelly Webb-Lamb to win the Grand National.
 
I think it would be Julie Kaye.
Yes. Looks quite cute. Hair would be long enough to gag her with once she realises we're not the Anne Summers "emergency repair team".

Norks pictures required to do a proper analysis, of course.
 

HHH

GCM
Can't get their names up under their pics. Do I play Russian roulette and vote for a nice name only for it to turn out to be the one that looks like a horse???

Hover your pointer over the pics and the names appear.
Natasha for me please.
 
Nothing but slack-jawed faggots in this here thread.

TIM is my rape of choice I'm afraid. Imagine how impressed my mates will be when I turn up to the pub and show them pics on my phone of me firing a shot up General Zod's right hand mong from Superman 2!!
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I think it would be Julie Kaye.

I would have an each way bet on Kelly Webb-Lamb to win the Grand National.
Stoopid, Kelly as I already said, is a goat wearing a wig, you can't enter an ugly goat in the grand national, I am trying to save you some considerable humiliation, just imagine yourself mounted on goatface on grand national day.

And they are off,,,,prump prump prump

Who is that at the back? Its a fat cunt sitting on an ugly goat?

Could you live with that level of humiliation?
 
You Bastard!

You've robbed me of my dreams!

(Sob)
Yeah but being a sweaty she'll let you slash her nipples with a razor and pour diesel on the fuckers for a £5 bag of skag.

Allegedly.
 

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LE
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Anna. Oh Anna. I would do things to you that you have only read about in paperback books you buy from the top shelf of WH Smiths at the airport.

After Anna I'd do Paul, she looks hot, I assume Paul is short for Pauline or Paula right?
 
Henrietta for me; she's pleasingly attractive AND as the MD she'd be the one with all the money with which to shower me with gifts in return for me banging her senseless.
 
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