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Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Oct 25, 2010.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    Two drunks talking,
    One drunk says " I'll never forget the day that I first used drink as a substitute for a woman"
    The other drunk says " Why not".
    First drunk says " Because I got my dick stuck in the neck of the bottle".
     
  2. That is so unfunny, I can only presume you were Pioneer Corps.

    I won't even endow that last sentence with a question mark,
     
  3. Bring back some bad memories did it?