Drunken Woman Cop

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Phil306, Jun 19, 2010.

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  1. Would never happen in the UK.

    Female Police Officers have ankles far too large for a holster.
  2. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    They wouldn't have bothered with an investigation she'd just retire on full pension claiming the car floor called her a poof or love
  3. A female RUC I know crashed on her way INTO work one evening. When police arrived they initially thought she was injured, but quickly realised she was plastered. She was taken to the copshop, and blew a reading so high the police thought the machine was broken. Upon being examined by the FME, he couldn't believe she wasn't dead she had so much alcohol in her system.

    She was booted out with no pension, and now lives on DLA.
  4. skid2

    skid2 LE Book Reviewer

    Is that Drunken Living Allowance?
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