Any suggestions on the best way to ride in a shopping trolley whilst drunk? Went for the obvious one of just sitting in it with legs over the sides. However tends to be a bit painful when landing on tarmac, after being launched out of it when it hits a kerb at speed!
But I am confused. I take my trolley, I pay for my purchases and I wheel them to the community transport where Cedric helps with loading. He is a willing boy is Cedric. He hopes to join the army one day he tells me.