Drunken Pirate Seeks Election To Congress

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  1. From the Associated Press http://cnews.canoe.ca/CNEWS/WeirdNews/2006/10/12/2008803-ap.html

    10/13/2006 09:44 PM

    James Hill, a self-professed "drunken pirate", is running for Congress as an independent in Iowa's 1st District. "Before we were a country they - pirates - were running mini-democracies. We need to get back to that," Hill said in an interview.

    A spokesman for Democrat Bruce Braley, Hill's major opponent in the election, said, "I've spoken to the pirate captain. He was friendly."
    Hill's campaign website outlines to the public his array of ideas.


    Posted by "punkrawprincez"

    The candidate/pirate's website: http://www.jameshillforcongress.com
  2. I would vote for this nutcase over 80% of the incumbents.

  3. eh.. get back to what?.... I thought a bunch of 'Pirates' aka Capn George and his mangy parrot Tony.....were already running the place.....
  4. I am SO loving his work. I hope he knows the first letter of the pirate alphabet...
  5. It'll be a close race between the pirates and the ninjas...I'd like to see Chuck Norris get in on this action.
  6. A pirate from Iowa?

    He IS drunk...