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phil245

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I came home drunk last night and my wife wasn't happy.

"How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me.

"Nothing" I slurred.

"Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"

I paused for a second and said, "It's you, I can tell by the voice."
 
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