Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Apr 20, 2012.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I came home drunk last night and my wife wasn't happy.

    "How much have you had to drink?" she asked, staring at me.

    "Nothing" I slurred.

    "Look at me!" she shouted, "It's either me or the pub, which one is it?"

    I paused for a second and said, "It's you, I can tell by the voice."
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  2. Good one...
  3. Hahaha