How big a steamer are you??? Answer y or n to each question bearing in mind they all refer to when you are pished Enter y or n Have you ever said "oh come on stay out for one more!!" ? 0 Have you ever fallen down whilst being a little drunk? 0 Ever tried inserting a condom/balloon up your nose and getting it out your mouth? 0 Have you ever made a Punch that was a little too strong? 0 Have you drunkenly snogged a pals burd/bloke ? 0 Ever Climbed a statue to place a traffic cone strategically on its head/body? 0 Ever made a pass at a friends parent when steamin? 0 Ever purchased a doner kebab? 0 Have you accidentally set fire to yourself or your flat when pished? 0 Injured yourself whilst drunkenly showing your 'moves' 0 Woke up after a party with no idea where you are? 0 Woke up semi naked after a party beside a complete stranger? 0 Snogged a good lookin babe/dude who turned out to be a dog 0 ever had a taxi driver refuse you entry for being too drunk ? 0 ever 'lost' your mates in a club only to find 'brand new' ones ? 0 Ever drunkenly told someone you "Really, really, REALLY love them" 0 Have you ever drunkenly insulted your boss/senior management 0 Ever split up with burd/bloke when drunk only to grovel the next day? 0 Have you ever woken up with sick in your hair 0 Have you ever been sick in a bed (not necessarily your own) 0 Woken up in a bath? Not necessarilly full 0 Do you take your cans back from the party that you havenât drunk? 0 Have you ever drank on a bus? 0 Have you ever let slip a little wee in the bed when semi conscious or asleep? 0 Do you measure your wages in beer shillings? 0 Worn a pair of pants (donât have to be yours) on your head for a "laff" 0 Created a big scene on a nite out to which you have no memory of the next day? 0 Ever "followed thru" (wet fart or worse) when particularly goosed? 0 spent your taxi/bus fare home on drinks and had to walk home? 0 Have you ever lusted after any type of animal when honking drunk (eg badger)? 0 Ever drank from a can or bottle at a party that has been used as an ashtray? 0 Have you ever shaved any of your hair off when tiddly? 0 Snogged a same sex friend "as a joke/for a laff" on a night out? 0 Came home minus a shoe from a party or night out? 0 Have you fell asleep "on the job"? 0 Mooned the police (posh folk that means baring your chuff at the filth) 0 Taken your top clothing off in a pub/club and paraded about bare chested? 0 Attempted to get your friend to unwittingly drink your urine? 0 Turned up to work absolutely incapable of speech/rational thought and mingin of drink? 0 Have you ever peed somwhere you assumed to be the toilet but wasnât? 0 Scroll down for your percentage! Oh dear you are 0% Steamer!! Scotty Dawg!