Drunk on ARRSE?

Do post on ARRSE when p!ssed and wish you hadn't?

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#1
It's 2200 on friday night and I've spent the last 2 hours drinking John Smiths and fcukin about on ARRSE.

I think I'm going to go out to the pub before I start posting sh!t and arguing with people which I will regret in the morning...At least when I talk sh!t in the pub everyone else is drunk and doesn't really listen, plus there is no permanant record.

Does anyone else come on here when they're sh!tfaced and talk b0llocks they wish they hadn't or is it just me and my alcohol problem???
 
#2
have edited the wiki then had to go back the next morning and take all the mindless sh!te back out on several occasions .... perfectly normal as far as I'm concerned.
 
#3
Everyone of my posts are done alcohol fuelled lol... dont worry everyone else is in the same boat more or less
 
#5
white_rolos said:
Mate i think you should be more upset about drinking John Smiths! gives me the squirts big time. poor mrs rolos scraping my kex......
LOL...there was a special offer on at bargain booze..I'll switch to Guiness in the pub with a few shots of Scotch for good measure. I don't suppose the Guiness will be much of an improvement in that department though! :D
 
#6
legal_eagle said:
white_rolos said:
Mate i think you should be more upset about drinking John Smiths! gives me the squirts big time. poor mrs rolos scraping my kex......
LOL...there was a special offer on at bargain booze..I'll switch to Guiness in the pub with a few shots of Scotch for good measure. I don't suppose the Guiness will be much of an improvement in that department though! :D
Mate, always pissed on Wobbly.

Way to go!
 
#7
legal_eagle said:
It's 2200 on friday night and I've spent the last 2 hours drinking John Smiths and fcukin about on ARRSE.

I think I'm going to go out to the pub before I start posting sh!t and arguing with people which I will regret in the morning...At least when I talk sh!t in the pub everyone else is drunk and doesn't really listen, plus there is no permanant record.

Does anyone else come on here when they're sh!tfaced and talk b0llocks they wish they hadn't or is it just me and my alcohol problem???

Yep ...... there would, probably, be no ARRSE, if it weren't for alcohol. But John Smiths might be a problem. how much of that do you have to drink, to get p1ssed?
 
#9
heidtheba said:
legal_eagle said:
white_rolos said:
Mate i think you should be more upset about drinking John Smiths! gives me the squirts big time. poor mrs rolos scraping my kex......
LOL...there was a special offer on at bargain booze..I'll switch to Guiness in the pub with a few shots of Scotch for good measure. I don't suppose the Guiness will be much of an improvement in that department though! :D
Mate, always pissed on Wobbly.

Way to go!
Barsteward! Over £3 a pint in my local!(when they have it!) otherwise Guinness & a dose of the squirts for me....
 
#12
spike7451 said:
heidtheba said:
legal_eagle said:
white_rolos said:
Mate i think you should be more upset about drinking John Smiths! gives me the squirts big time. poor mrs rolos scraping my kex......
LOL...there was a special offer on at bargain booze..I'll switch to Guiness in the pub with a few shots of Scotch for good measure. I don't suppose the Guiness will be much of an improvement in that department though! :D
Mate, always pissed on Wobbly.

Way to go!
Barsteward! Over £3 a pint in my local!(when they have it!) otherwise Guinness & a dose of the squirts for me....
Spike, when I arrived here, it brought all the joys of BFG with me.

Sorry, its 65p over here!
 
#13
heidtheba said:
spike7451 said:
heidtheba said:
legal_eagle said:
white_rolos said:
Mate i think you should be more upset about drinking John Smiths! gives me the squirts big time. poor mrs rolos scraping my kex......
LOL...there was a special offer on at bargain booze..I'll switch to Guiness in the pub with a few shots of Scotch for good measure. I don't suppose the Guiness will be much of an improvement in that department though! :D
Mate, always pissed on Wobbly.

Way to go!
Barsteward! Over £3 a pint in my local!(when they have it!) otherwise Guinness & a dose of the squirts for me....

Spike, when I arrived here, it brought all the joys of BFG with me.

Sorry, its 65p over here!

C***!B*******!!!!lucky f*****!!!!! :twisted:
Hope you chocked on your Gyros mit frittes you lucky..... :p
 
#14
Well, I've just got back from the pub and as much as I'm full of bile and hatred for the world I'm going to contain myself since I started this thread and have no wish to embarrass myself once again.

So there you have it. I may have failed on many other occasions but I think I have sat down at the PC tonite, absolutely trousered and not typed anything too bad....I haven't gone to bed yet though!!
 
#16
legal_eagle said:
It's 2200 on friday night and I've spent the last 2 hours drinking John Smiths and fcukin about on ARRSE.

I think I'm going to go out to the pub before I start posting sh!t and arguing with people which I will regret in the morning...At least when I talk sh!t in the pub everyone else is drunk and doesn't really listen, plus there is no permanant record.

Does anyone else come on here when they're sh!tfaced and talk b0llocks they wish they hadn't or is it just me and my alcohol problem???
I have done it many times my friend.

Op Nimby gave me a new focus but now that is complete I will go back to being an irritating cnut who argues on Police related matters when pissed.

Apologies in advance to the membership.
 
#17
BlotBangRub said:
legal_eagle said:
It's 2200 on friday night and I've spent the last 2 hours drinking John Smiths and fcukin about on ARRSE.

I think I'm going to go out to the pub before I start posting sh!t and arguing with people which I will regret in the morning...At least when I talk sh!t in the pub everyone else is drunk and doesn't really listen, plus there is no permanant record.

Does anyone else come on here when they're sh!tfaced and talk b0llocks they wish they hadn't or is it just me and my alcohol problem???
I have done it many times my friend.

Op Nimby gave me a new focus but now that is complete I will go back to being an irritating cnut who argues on Police related matters when pissed.

Apologies in advance to the membership.



Join Us in Chat then :D
 
#19
obamaviii said:
Fcuk,. fcuk you, you all, your all fcuking(burps) wnkers, what did I say, shut up and dont inteerrrupt me!(vomits)
LOL :D nice one! made me laugh my arrse off. Fortunately I didnt have a can of Smiths at my lips at the time or I would have spat it all over the screen as I often do when an ARRSER comes out with post that makes me laugh! :thumleft:
 

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