Drunk?? Me!!!!

Discussion in 'Aviation' started by Murphy, Feb 26, 2002.

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  1. Do you know, I had a Hangover on Saturday that could have killed a Gazelle Flight!!!!!!

    Sorry, but the Banter had dried up!!!!!
     
  2. You really have to do better than that if you are going to try to get a responce.

    You (ex) pie eating lard ass.


    Doh !!
    ;D
     
  3. To feel as fresh and clear as the rising sun is wonderful (albeit boring), but to feel as groggy and horrible as you say - well at least u know you are living!!!!!
     
  4. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    Someone let you sniff the bottle cap Murphs? [​IMG]
     
  5. Something like that, yeah!!!

    Gaz pilot, much as it pains me to talk to 'Your kind', Do I know you!!!?
     
  6. Do Gazelle pilots drink at their crochet/knitting evenings?

    Regards N Genfire
     
  7. Do Lynx pilots exchange gossip at Weight Watchers evenings?
     
  8. BWAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!, LOL :D :D :D :D :D :D,

    Thats what I love about being in the Army!!!

    Et touche Markus

    Regards N Genfire

    PS who told you we went to weight watchers? we only go to check we are all eating our own body weight  a day!!!

    (Edit due to laughing like a Hyena and not being able to spell through tears)
     
  9. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    Don't you have to be a woman to enrol at Weightwatchers?
     
  10. Now dont you start on me either woops, being a floppy meister yourself you would not understand the intracasies (cannot be arsed to spellcheck) of weight management, the torque meisters C og G is highly dependant on the pilot to Bun ratio, vis a vis two pax = 4 pies and a packet of creamy dodgers. USL = 10 pies replenished after an hour if under 60kts for more than 5 mins (If little chef available 6 all day breakfasts will suffice).

    Regards
    N Genfire
     
  11. Flyingrockdj

    Flyingrockdj War Hero Moderator

    I am sure Murphy spent a spell in araldite pursuit ships a while ago, must have been one hell of a diet!!!!!!
     
  12. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    NGen....correction, that would be "arrsed" mate, you of all people should know how to spell that being such a lard....

    Point made?

    You know NGen is diversifying into DJing and record producing?...he's calling himself Fatboy Fat
     
  13. I think you will find it has already been done by the flyingrock(Cake)DJ m8

    see above

    Regards
    N Genfire

    PS could not open the attachment on your last e mail rocky baby, what format is it in, or have you sent me a Virus?
     
  14. woopert

    woopert LE Moderator

    What perverse activity have you been engaging in to get a virus from FRDJ then NGen? [​IMG]

    Visit to the STD clinic for you then? Remember not to scratch!
     
  15. Another one Today!!!!!!!!!!

    I could kill off the Floppy Jocks!!!