A rock drummer with a local jug band was worried about his future, what with the advent of drum machines and the fact that his kit took up a lot of space.

He decided to improve his prospects by learning a new instrument, so he took himself to Chappels of Bond Street, where he spent a long time drooling over all the beautiful instruments.

Eventually an assistant approaches the drummer, and asks if he can help.

"Yes please" says the drummer, "I'm very interested in that lovely red saxophone hanging in the corner, and also that beautiful gold-coloured xylophone over by the wall. I just can't make up my mind".

"Well" says the assistant, shiftily, "I guess I can let you have the fire extinguisher, but I'm afraid the radiator's got to stay".

(Boom boom!)

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