Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by timebandit, Nov 21, 2012.

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  1. Man sits next 2 a guy with a dog on a plane & asks is he a guide dog !
    No i'm a drugs officer, he's a sniffer dog, watch this & says to the dog 'Search'
    The dog goes off, comes back & puts 1 paw on his lap. 'Heroin' the guy says & makes a note of the passenger. The dog comes back again & puts 2 paws on his lap. 'Coke' the guy says. The dog comes back again & shits all over the seat. What the fuck does that mean? The man asks.
    "He's found a fucking bomb

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