Drug Testing At Selection

carper

Swinger
When you have your medical do you haveh a drugs test or is it random or don't they have one at all?

Cheers Ollie
 

night_crawler

Old-Salt
Why the concern if they do or don't?

They have random drugs testing at any barracks or military establishment and is a urine test.
 

carper

Swinger
Just wondering if they do it at selection as some drugs (cannabis) stays in your system for a considerable time and was wondering if this would have any effect.

Cheers Ollie
 
The point is Carper, you can expect to be tested at any time, anywhere, for any illegal drugs in the Armed Forces. Selection I am less sure off - perhaps another ARRSER can help?
 

no1cares

War Hero
So, if you were concerned about your previous dope smoking, then don't, you can do it all through your military career.
 

Tiddle

War Hero
no1cares said:
So, if you were concerned about your previous dope smoking, then don't, you can do it all through your military career.
In fact, some units encourage dopes use to de-stress the blokes and even issue it. I suggest you seek out the RSM at your first unit (as he holds the stash) and ask him for a nice big spliff.
 

no1cares

War Hero
Tiddle said:
no1cares said:
So, if you were concerned about your previous dope smoking, then don't, you can do it all through your military career.
In fact, some units encourage dopes use to de-stress the blokes and even issue it. I suggest you seek out the RSM at your first unit (as he holds the stash) and ask him for a nice big spliff.
Its not the RSM who actually holds it. yes he has a stash of hash in his top drawer, but do you know who his supplier is?
 
Is the supplier the RQMS?
 

Tiddle

War Hero
devilish said:
Is the supplier the RQMS?
Its the RQ that demands it through the system....
 
Ah, so it must be supplied from Bde or Div then?
 

no1cares

War Hero
Well, if you must know, the supplier of hash hish to the RSM is the Regimental Padre. He also supplies lollipops to children if they sit on his lap.
 
Fcuk off! You lie you b@stard, the padre is the God fearing guru of the unit, no way he would push dope? Would he???
 

Tiddle

War Hero
devilish said:
Ah, so it must be supplied from Bde or Div then?
Yep, it was held at Donnington until the fire, as you can imagine 8 tons of finest ganja going up in smoke went down a treat.

The local fire service had major problems with the fire fighters lazing around and refusing to work. This was first attribituted to the cannabis smoke but was later found to be normal working practise for our brave firemen.
 

night_crawler

Old-Salt
no1cares said:
They don't test for cannabis in a CDT. (Comp Drugs Test). They are only interested in the hard stuff.
Stop talking out of your arrse.

They test for all drugs including body enhancing drugs. If you are concerned that it will still be in your system visit frank website or ring them. Most drugs are out of your system within three days but that will vary from drug to drug and how often you use them.

There is random drug testing at training establishments so if you pass selection and sign on the dotted line then on your first day of basic training you may find yourself pissing in a bottle and open to punishment.

There is no place for drugs in the army. It does happen but as you will be told CDT works and a lot of people have been sent to Colchester then booted out. If you are using drugs do us all a favor and look for another job.

NC
 
I'm getting conflicting stories here, one of you barstewards is pulling my plonker, so who is it? The God fearing Padre priest guy? Or is it an actual commodity like Avtur?
 
night_crawler said:
no1cares said:
They don't test for cannabis in a CDT. (Comp Drugs Test). They are only interested in the hard stuff.
Stop talking out of your arrse.

They test for all drugs including body enhancing drugs. If you are concerned that it will still be in your system visit frank website or ring them. Most drugs are out of your system within three days but that will vary from drug to drug and how often you use them.

There is random drug testing at training establishments so if you pass selection and sign on the dotted line then on your first day of basic training you may find yourself pissing in a bottle and open to punishment.


There is no place for drugs in the army. It does happen but as you will be told CDT works and a lot of people have been sent to Colchester then booted out. If you are using drugs do us all a favor and look for another job.

NC
Catch up NC, there's a good lad.....
 
devilish said:
Fcuk off! You lie you b@stard, the padre is the God fearing guru of the unit, no way he would push dope? Would he???
No, because he is usually too pi$$ed on the communion wine.
 

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