Driving this New Year's Eve? Try a mocktail

Discussion in 'MoD News' started by MoD_RSS, Dec 31, 2012.

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  2. Don't forget to breath in and out that's important as well*.

    *Other tips on survival also available.
     
  3. Heh heh heh slutty Mary.
     
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  4. Rumpelstilskin made me drink them.
     
  5. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Crap, I can do better
     
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  6. He took me out, you didn't and he was very charming.
     
  7. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Sweetcheeks, when I've finished my internship, and have money again I'll be back on the Arrse crawls, and you can pant at me from a distance......
     
  8. Always tomorrow with you I'm not getting any younger I'll be 30 in February but don't tell anyone.
     
  9. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Hang on a mo, you're supposed to be the sugar daddy, not me....
     
  10. This is getting confusing I'm not your Dad but I'm your Daddy now.
     
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  11. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Honey chil' you keep that talk up who knows will what happen.....
     
  12. Plenty of vodka in the cellar.
     
  13. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Vodka, helloooooo make me flaccid why don't you, where's the bourbon?
     
  14. In the cellar.
     
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