I imagine the court would too....
the GF was stood in the hallway when PC Pinocchio called
When all the court papers came in the post, I read the section aloud about being "PC Pinocchio being told to f off"
The GF thought I was being comical, she was visibly shocked to read the statement with her own eyes,
Fast forwards a few years.....
ITS THAT LYING BASTARD!!
eh ? ITS THAT LYING BASTARD!!
She's pointing at the telly.......PC Pinocchio was tying to nick a fat chav & coming off worse the scuffle. how we laughed