Drinks to avoid

#1
Guys, a warning to the wise. Just tried a couple of glasses of a drink recommended to me sometime ago, port and brandy 50/50 mix. Fecking hell lads be careful 1 1/2 pints and I can hardly see. Be careful with that one. Anyone else got a drinks receipe that sneaks up on you?
 
#2
absinth in any combination is a real eye opener!leanrn,t from bitter experience!! 8O
 
#3
buckfast not because of the taste the fact that our rsm is willing to take a grand off you if caught with it in the lines.
 
#4
Some c*nt some spikd my perfectly good pint of lager last night with...

Blue WKD/ Double Vodka/ Cider and a splash of wine.

F*ckin awful, couldn't see straight/walk and ended up thornocating with an ex shag. Which now, I will not hear the last off from mates :roll:
 
#5
McVitie said:
Some c*nt some spikd my perfectly good pint of lager last night with...

Blue WKD/ Double Vodka/ Cider and a splash of wine.

F*ckin awful, couldn't see straight/walk and ended up thornocating with an ex shag. Which now, I will not hear the last off from mates :roll:
couldn,t have been that bolloxed mate if you managed to get it up!
 
#6
jibman said:
McVitie said:
Some c*nt some spikd my perfectly good pint of lager last night with...

Blue WKD/ Double Vodka/ Cider and a splash of wine.

F*ckin awful, couldn't see straight/walk and ended up thornocating with an ex shag. Which now, I will not hear the last off from mates :roll:
couldn,t have been that bolloxed mate if you managed to get it up!
Maybe they spiked it with viagra as well.

For me just plain old white wine, I can drink it until I am blind, paralysed and covered in puke. It's a good look!

Jimima
 
#7
jibman said:
absinth in any combination is a real eye opener!leanrn,t from bitter experience!! 8O

I would have said it was the complete opposite. The only time I ever drank it I slept 24 hours straight through afterwards!!!!! :oops:
 
#10
Im definately a brandy and port man, lovely :D

I always try and steer clear of anything of a week frothy urine type colour especially if its warm with what looks like a mars bar in it. I spent a lot of time around recovery mechs :wink:
 
#11
jibman said:
McVitie said:
Some c*nt some spikd my perfectly good pint of lager last night with...

Blue WKD/ Double Vodka/ Cider and a splash of wine.

F*ckin awful, couldn't see straight/walk and ended up thornocating with an ex shag. Which now, I will not hear the last off from mates :roll:
couldn,t have been that bolloxed mate if you managed to get it up!
Well when I say shag, It was more of trying to get a triangle into a square hole. Limp and inadequate, but my mates don't need to know that :twisted:
 
#12
Cheeky vimtos/monkeys or whatever you call them..Port with blue WkD (and an extra vodka in it I have since heard), hate both drinks on there own but really does go down like vimto whilst drinking them, its only when it hits you like a ton of bricks you realise you have had one too many, ie 6.00 am in the bar after a ball and you decide to cross your legs and your knee hits the table and knocks a whole table of drinks over :oops: Never again will I try and act like a lady at silly o clock in the morning!
 
#13
McVitie said:
Some c*nt some spikd my perfectly good pint of lager last night with... Such a thing doesn't exist.

'Life on Mars'
As introduced to myself and a Sargeant after a few beers by my best mate, then a bright-eyed, bushy-tailed just commissioned (48 hours) RE Subaltern.
1/2 Pint glass.
Creme de Menthe
Pernod
Advocaat
Lime
Ice
Top to 1/2 pint with lemonade.

Repeat on several occasions.

Results:
Extreme unsteadiness on recovery to sleeping area.
Bad head on Subbie next a.m when SGT attacked mate with coal shovel for giving him a hangover.
 
#14
Half a pint of larger (- a few large gulps) , one blue WKD and two vodkas, all in a Pint glass. IT'S GREEN AND I LOVE IT!!!!

T C
 
#15
worst ever hangover was on ,neat dry martini it lasted 3 days.Could still taste the herbs a week later
 
#16
Just drink pints of Fosters and bottles of Newcastle Brown Ale in alternate rounds.

1st Round = Fosters
2nd Round = Brown Ale
3rd Round = Fosters
4th Round = Brown Ale
And so on.

I did that one night and it fcuked me up quite badly. It was 3 days before I felt confident enough to drive or operate machinery.
 
#17
Brandy and Cherry brandy mixed (Percy Special, after the Percy Hunts fondness for it) is always a winner.

For true sneak up on you what happenedness, the old Yorkshire Volunteers Equaliser was pretty good. I mixed it for a lunch to 'say thanks for your help' when we we on Gibraltar. No one left standing. Thing is no one recognises that it's deadly until it's too late.
 
#18
My favourite bar does a cocktail called the Spot Weld- Gin, Kaluha, vanilla bean and tonic. Verrr nice. I like.
 
#19
ASBACH, i kid you not,never, ever again. Went with a couple of mates a few years ago to a place near Frankfurt called Rüdesheim, because the drinking can be fun there. Turned up on the Friday night and got monged on a fizzy wine called 'Federweisser'. Had a couple of hours kip and we decided to check out the 'Open Day' at the Asbach factory. On the short walk to the factory,we had the obligatory stops at the service station/kiosks on the way to keep up our alc. level. We got there in high spirits and went on a sight-seeing tour, on arriving at the tasting room, which was basically lots and lots of brandy glasses all waiting to be drunk, is where our tour ended. We started drinking this stuff to see if we could drink the factory dry and before the other tours passed through and stole our drinks. We didn't drink the factory dry, but we tried our very best. Well, to cut this story short, we each managed about 1-2 liters each and had a few problems walking back to our accomodation,playing 'Torrero' on the main drag with real cars,climbing under a bridge and failing/falling and falling asleep in a wax-works museum. I have never been so drunk in my life and believe me, i have been drunk a few times. :wink:
 
#20
kernowpuss said:
Cheeky vimtos/monkeys or whatever you call them..Port with blue WkD (and an extra vodka in it I have since heard), hate both drinks on there own but really does go down like vimto whilst drinking them, its only when it hits you like a ton of bricks you realise you have had one too many, ie 6.00 am in the bar after a ball and you decide to cross your legs and your knee hits the table and knocks a whole table of drinks over :oops: Never again will I try and act like a lady at silly o clock in the morning!
Cheeky Vimtos are indeed made by the devil. They taste nice at the time, but about 2 hours in, your legs go all funny and you think you are Jimmy Tarbuck and the funniest person in the world (without the golf playing bit).

Inherently wrong.
 

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