Drinking in The Army

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Feb 5, 2009.

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  1. Is it big or clever?

    Promotion day, dragged to the bar. The ginger thing is covered in beer and is getting in the bath with me after ER fnishes.

    I'd do a poll but I can't be arrsed.

    Dale xxxx
  2. If I remember right, it is illegal to be drunk. However, it is positively encouraged.

    Never did sort that one out.
  3. It stops dehydration
  4. TheIronDuke

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  5. Someone here is a complete fecking mong and shouldn't be let loose with as much as a crayon.
  6. And thats shorthand :D
  7. If you drink alcohol it does dehydrate the body, hence the suggestion you have a pint of water before you go to bed after a good night out, or is that so when you projectile vommit, it hits the wall on the other side of the room, I can't remember . . . . :)
  8. Reread my post and inject a bit of irony with a smidge of sarcasm.
  9. I did! x x x x x x x x
  10. Hahaha just realised you live in Brigg!
  11. And you are an expert on all matters Brigg then?
  12. Eew, you kissed another bloke!!!!

    It took me 5 minutes to type that.

    I, for once, did not play beer pong. It was Left Right and centre.

    The dog was begging to get in the bath. That will learn him to play with the RE.
  13. Not an expert by any means but I have been there many times.
  14. You been grooming Pip again?
  15. It's a shit hole we only go shopping there IF we have to the pubs are c**p