Drink Driving

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by phil245, Dec 28, 2011.

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  1. phil245

    phil245 LE Book Reviewer

    I was pulled over by the police last night as part of their Drink Driving Campaign. And this obnoxious policewoman asked in a very condescending manner, "How much have you had to drink sir?" Apparently, "Not enough to sleep with you!" wasn't the correct answer!!!!
     
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