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drink driving

your mates being a complete cock and is as pissed as a fart and desides its time to drive home, what

  • help him into the drivers seat and point him in the right direction

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  • let him carry on and get back to the bar

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  • the direct action approach, get his keys off him using force

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#1
i decided on the direct action and ended up giving a good mate a going over and kinda got carried away, but i was sober!

standing by for some interesting replys :wink:
 
#4
Make him suck on some copper coins, so if plod do pull him over the copper will neutralize the alcohol in his breath. A man in a pub told me this so it must be true.
Also tell him to drive as fast as he can that way he will be on the road for a shorter time and therefore be less likely to have an accident.
 
#5
Just head over with a bottle/crate in hand, I sure he forgive you!
..........And if that doesn't work offer him the opportunity of doing the same to you in some future situation. :lol:
 
#6
stacker1 said:
Make him suck on some copper coins, so if plod do pull him over the copper will neutralize the alcohol in his breath. A man in a pub told me this so it must be true.
Also tell him to drive as fast as he can that way he will be on the road for a shorter time and therefore be less likely to have an accident.
You do realise that Engineers regularly have competitions with ‘how many copper coins can you fit inside your foreskin’ :twisted:
 
#7
right-grumpy said:
stacker1 said:
Make him suck on some copper coins, so if plod do pull him over the copper will neutralize the alcohol in his breath. A man in a pub told me this so it must be true.
Also tell him to drive as fast as he can that way he will be on the road for a shorter time and therefore be less likely to have an accident.
You do realise that Engineers regularly have competitions with ‘how many copper coins can you fit inside your foreskin’ :twisted:
So he get a decent salt intake into the deal, even better.


Whats the record for 2ps?
 
#13
speedybham said:
i decided on the direct action and ended up giving a good mate a going over and kinda got carried away, but i was sober!

standing by for some interesting replys :wink:
How is his butt hole now? :twisted:

Only mackerel at the moment no bass :x
 

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