Drink alcohol for a better sex life

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by vvaannmmaann, Jan 26, 2009.

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  1. Works for my missus but i dunno if thats a good or bad thing for her self esteem her only getting any when im tanked up
     
  2. Just emailed the Mrs telling her to get a 6 pack in on her way home, as its her lucky night.



    Her response was short, sharp and not very well recieved.



    Ungrateful bitch
     
  3. Not the response that I got from her :)
     
  4. Tell her to make sure she gets Stella.
    Drink same on arrival.
    Dispense the appropriate marriage guidance that Aunty Stella will no doubt help you formulate.
    Give her a damn good seeing to.

    Job done.
     
  5. Rohypnol is far more effective!
     
  6. Yes but then she realised she would need to be drunk also
     
  7. And I wouldn't have to get up for an old mans p!ss in the middle of the night. :)