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Drink alcohol for a better sex life

#3
Just emailed the Mrs telling her to get a 6 pack in on her way home, as its her lucky night.



Her response was short, sharp and not very well recieved.



Ungrateful bitch
 
#4
easesprings said:
Just emailed the Mrs telling her to get a 6 pack in on her way home, as its her lucky night.



Her response was short, sharp and not very well recieved.



Ungrateful bitch
Not the response that I got from her :)
 
#5
Tell her to make sure she gets Stella.
Drink same on arrival.
Dispense the appropriate marriage guidance that Aunty Stella will no doubt help you formulate.
Give her a damn good seeing to.

Job done.
 
#7
smudge67 said:
easesprings said:
Just emailed the Mrs telling her to get a 6 pack in on her way home, as its her lucky night.



Her response was short, sharp and not very well recieved.



Ungrateful bitch
Not the response that I got from her :)
Yes but then she realised she would need to be drunk also
 

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