drill voice

iv had a B a s t a r d chest infection all week and iv been coughing my guts up. now its given me a soar throat and its fuc ked my drill voice up and i cant shout loud! any tips to get it better for sunday because i have to take the parade for rememberence!
Try some honey and lemon juice mixed with hot water. This is a sensible one.

Or try Rum and lemon or lime juice. This is the preferred option as if it doesn't work, you'll be too p***ed to care!
Nip down to your local B&Q and ask them if they have a new voice for your drill 8O
And I don't want you coming back all tanked up tonight, with your kebab and talking dirty to me. I'm not easy you know!
port, works every time.
Port. Can't be beat. Except possibly by Islay whisky in large quantity, however you'd need to be a man for this, not a wee wullie winkie.
so, how'd it go?
Port is the confirmed Grand daddy of all voice cures. From completely hoarse to full on shouty screamy in an instant. Luvverly!!

Also you could try Chloroseptic spray from the chemist. It contains an anaesthetic so you throat goes completely numb (as proved by extremely loud Welsh bird on the advert!).
Been drinking port since I was seventeen and been smoking a pipe since I was nineteen old bean, my hair may be falling out, bloody twenty-fifth birthday in Feb, what.

Surprised I don't have gout!

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