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Drew joins the hairy armpit brigade

#1
Posing hand on hip in a cutaway dress, Drew Barrymore has an announcement to make.

She has joined the growing number of celebrities who have stopped shaving under their arms - and don't care who knows it.

The 29-year-old Charlie's Angels star made her fashion statement at a New York catwalk event featuring designer Marc Jacobs.

With his penchant for dressing models in combat boots and army-style jackets, Jacobs is famed for his grunge-inspired look - and Drew certainly fitted in.

One of those attending the event at the Lexington Avenue Armory observed: "She looked absolutely stunning but all people were talking about backstage were her hairy armpits."

Born into one of Hollywood's great acting dynasties, the granddaughter of John Barrymore has never shunned publicity.

She appeared in her first advert at nine months and her first TV movie aged two. She hit the big time aged seven, as the cherubic Gertie in Steven Spielberg's ET: The Extra-Terrestrial.

By the age of nine she had become a heavy drinker and at 11 turned to drugs.

She entered rehab for the first time when she was 13 - and returned for a second spell within a year.

In 1994 she married Welsh bar owner Jeremy Thomas but it lasted just seven weeks while her second marriage, to Canadian comic Tom Green, ended in divorce three years ago.

She is rumoured this week to have dumped latest boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti, drummer with the rock group The Strokes.

By going for the natural look armpit-wise, she is in famous company. In April 1999 Julia Roberts revealed her secret as she waved to the crowd at the UK premiere of Notting Hill.

A year ago Elizabeth Jagger posed, arms aloft, in a series of portfolio photos sporting an extravagant curly perm with matching accessories.

Actress Helena Bonham Carter is also known to shun the razor, as are Emma Thompson and Miranda Richardson.

By contrast, the macho men of Chelsea Football Club have given the red card to upper body hair.

Several stars stripped off their shirts following last week's victory over Blackburn Rovers to reveal waxed chests gleaming under the floodlights.

The trend was started by England player Frank Lampard, who was photographed on holiday last year sporting a smooth top half - including hairless armpits.
Ughhh!!!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/li...rticle_id=337344&in_page_id=1773&in_a_source=
 
#3
Note to those of us currently seeing beautiful hollywood starlets:

Don't let them, we have a duty to mankind to stop these harridens. there is nothing sexy about emulating that stinking french thing that puts out behind LPCroix in the Latin Quarter and who may or may not have been a hooker but it's hard to tell because french francs all looked the same at the morning after beer-audit. Follow these easy steps:

Next time Drew, Angelina or Kate starts letting the sweat-fur grow, douse it (the hair, not the starlet) in kero and apply a match. They won't do it twice.

Taken from "RTFQ's guide to Starlet Management"
 
#6
DozyBint said:
It looks gwar too! 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O 8O
It does, unless I'm colour bind!


RTFQ has the answer, though I think careful removal with a zippo a la dangly threads is more prudent
 
#8
essexbob said:
leave mmmmmmmmmmmmmdrewmmmmmmmmmmmm alone
In 1994 she married Welsh bar owner Jeremy Thomas but it lasted just seven weeks while her second marriage, to Canadian comic Tom Green, ended in divorce three years ago.

She is rumoured this week to have dumped latest boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti, drummer with the rock group The Strokes in favour of a man named Robert from a south east English County

By going for the natural look armpit-wise, she is in famous company. In April 1999 Julia Roberts revealed her secret as she waved to the crowd at the UK premiere of Notting Hill.
 
#9
scalieback said:
essexbob said:
leave mmmmmmmmmmmmmdrewmmmmmmmmmmmm alone
In 1994 she married Welsh bar owner Jeremy Thomas but it lasted just seven weeks while her second marriage, to Canadian comic Tom Green, ended in divorce three years ago.

She is rumoured this week to have dumped latest boyfriend Fabrizio Moretti, drummer with the rock group The Strokes in favour of a man named Robert from a south east English County

By going for the natural look armpit-wise, she is in famous company. In April 1999 Julia Roberts revealed her secret as she waved to the crowd at the UK premiere of Notting Hill.

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

if only........................
 
#10
I'm still recovering from the sight of German Nena's (99 red balloons) pits on TOTP when she was running around with armpits like a pair of beartrapper's hats

I don't do au naturel 8O Surely she can afford a back crack and sack
 
#11
Ozgerbobble said:
I'm still recovering from the sight of German Nena's (99 red balloons) pits on TOTP when she was running around with armpits like a pair of beartrapper's hats

I don't do au naturel 8O Surely she can afford a back crack and sack
AND sack......................

Not so mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdrewmmmmmmmmmm now eh?
 
#12
CrapSpy said:
Ozgerbobble said:
I'm still recovering from the sight of German Nena's (99 red balloons) pits on TOTP when she was running around with armpits like a pair of beartrapper's hats

I don't do au naturel 8O Surely she can afford a back crack and sack
AND sack......................

Not so mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmdrewmmmmmmmmmm now eh?
Not my quote

I think she's a pixie faced munter
 

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